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Ephialtes

Ephialtes The Hunchback

About Me


Based on the Frank Miller (Sin City) graphic novel ‘300’. The story of the Battle of Thermopylae of 480 BC when 300 Spartans fought the invading massive Persian army. Vastly outnumbered, the 300 Spartans held back the enemy in one of the most famous last stands of history.
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"Honored father, smile down upon me from your place of rest. This day your sun will prove himself. I will show you that you were not wrong to protect me. I will show you that I am worthy. Persian bastards, we'll kill you all. We Spartans will destroy you."

"We are born, we are inspected, if we are small or puny or sickly or mis-shapen we are disguarded, we are starved, driven to steal and fight and kill, we are tested, tossed into the wild, left to pit our wits and will against nature's fury. By rod and lash we are punished. Trained to show no pain."

My Interests

Exclusive clip from 300

The devinely beautiful Lena Headey as Queen Gorgo

I'd like to meet:

Frank Miller one of the best comic writer's in the world

Andrew Tiernan as the Spartan Hunchback; Ephialtes

Two of the Persian Concubines who tempt Ephialtes

"Our arrows will blot out the sun..."

Rodrigo Santoros as Persian King Xerxes

Vincent Regan as the Captain and Gerry Butler as King Leonidas

Michael Fassbender as Stelios.

Gerry Butler as King Leonidas with the phalanx

Theme From SPARTA FC -THE FALL

Music:


Television:

I want that one!! Loads of people have been asking me where you can get the merchandise, if you click on the picture below - you will be taken to the site that's doing all the merch like playing cards, dolls, lighters and all that! I will be spending a lot of this stuff!!! :)

Books:

In 1998; Frank Miller shook the comics world with his groundbreaking series "300". Marking Miller's first collaboration with watercolor artist Lynn Varley ("Ronin", "The Dark Knight Returns") in over a decade, "300" was a gritty reimagining of a battle in which 300 Spartan soldiers fought to hold back the entire Persian army. The series won five Eisner Awards, including Best Limited Series, Best Writer/Artist (Miller) and Best Colorist (Varley).

In 2007; Director Zack Snyder ("Dawn of the Dead") brings "300" to the silver screen.

Recommended Reading:
300 - Frank Miller
Gates of Fire: An Epic Novel of the Battle of Thermopylae - Steven Pressfield
The Hot Gates - Williams Golding
The Histories - Heredotus
Thermopylae: The Battle for the West - Ernle Bradford
The Western Way of War - Victor Davis Hanson

Heroes:

Frank Sidebottom!