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MuFFin Face

We have such the love story to tell...

About Me


**PLEASE MESSAGE ME BEFORE YOU ADD ME, THANK YOU!**Hi, my name is Jolene aka "MuFFin Face"... refer to tattoo :) I've lived in San Diego most of my life. I'm just a fun, tokin' lesbian that wants to live life.

I'm in search... I'm in search for life's pains and pleasures. My world is constantly evolving... so I focus my energy on positivity. "Sometimes things happen to you at the time that may seem horrible, painful and unfair, but in reflection you realize that without overcoming those obstacles you would have never realized your potential, strength, will power or heart. Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of good luck. Illness, injury, love, lost moments of true greatness and sheer stupidity all occur to test the limits of your soul. Without these small tests, life would be like a smoothly paved, straight, flat road to nowhere. Safe and comfortable but dull and utterly pointless. The successes and downfalls that you experience can create who you are, and the bad experiences can be learned from. In fact, they are probably the most poignant and important ones."

I saturate my world with music. Music is my therapy for every mood. I LOVE to go dancing... give me a floor and I'll dance the shit out of it!! And I mean any floor. I could be shaking my booty in a grocery store, a book store, most definitely a music store, walking the mall,... pretty much anywhere I hear a beat. And if you are lucky, I may even add some karaoke to the routine.I'm always looking for new things to do and places to go. I'm all about travelling lately. Experience is the key! Knowledge seeking. I'm attracted to things that are strange, unusual, eccentric, artistic, and creative. I am a hopeless romantic! I love my sense of humor... especially when I'm high! Yes, I am a pot head... a serious pot head... Mary Vagina smells soooo goood!!
I LOVE MY widdle muFF MANGO! You are the world to me for doing this!
My wife on deck...

My Interests

LOVE music!!, DANCING!!, lesbians, fruit, passion, kinky sex, flirting, driving fast, erotica, freakshows, travel, writing, art, graphic design, graffiti, poetry, architecture, fire, desert gatherings, moontribe, massives, go-go dancers, billiards, gym, people watching, movies, tattoos, karma, fetishes, fetish models, lingerie, unusual/erotic fashion and makeup, piercings, bars/clubs, photography, taboos, cars, road trips, motorcycles, sunsets, sunrises, rain, thunder, lightening, DJ's, turntables, cats, reptiles, cartoons, astrology, strip clubs, drag queens, hot gay men, soft pillows, cuddling, romance, candles, incense, porn, foreplay, lap dances, concerts, theme parks, museums, music videos, making out, and of course WOMEN again!This is HILARIOUS!!glumbert.com - The Douche Cologne

I'd like to meet:

People come into your life when they are meant to be there... to serve some sort of purpose, teach you a lesson or help figure out who you are or who you want to become. You never know who these people may be. The people you meet affect your life. So with that said... surprise me!P.S. Lesbians have special powers! And its always forward, never straight.

The lesbian urge to merge...

Music:

HOUSE is my all time fave!! Electronica, Trance, EBM, Drum N' Bass, Trip Hop, Jungle, Break Beats, IDM, Ambient, Experimental...... 2 Many DJs, AK1200, Bad Boy Bill, Ben Watt, Benny Benassi, Derrick Carter, Dieselboy, DJ Funk, DJ Venom, Erick Morillo, Fat Boy Slim, Green Velvet, Josh Wink, Mark Farina, Marques Wyatt, Richard Humpty Vission, Sasha and Digweed, Squarepusher, The Chemical Brothers, 60 Channels, Amon Tobin, Bjork, Bomb the Bass, Breakbeat Era, Daedelus, Deep Forest, Delerium, DJ Cam, Donovan, Enigma, FC Kahuna, Freescha, Gorillaz, Groove Armada, Lamb, Massive Attack, Miguel Migs, Portishead, Thievery Corporation, Tim “Love” Lee, Tricky, Zero 7...... Hip Hop, R/B, Rock, Metal, Industrial, Goth, Funk, Alternative, Blues, Jazz, Soul, Pop, New Age, Indie, Electro, Classical, World/International, Disco...... A Perfect Circle, Aerosmith, Anita Baker, Black Eyed Peas, Busta Rhymes, Coldplay, Dave Matthews Band, Depeche Mode, Erykah Badu, Fergie, Fischerspooner, Floetry, Gwen Stefani, Incubus, Jamiroquai, Janet Jackson, Joystick, Justin Timberlake, Kid Beyond, Korn, Ladytron, Led Zeppelin, Linkin Park, Lords Of Acid, Ludacris, Madonna, Maroon 5, Marvin Gaye, Me’Shell NdegeOcello, MIA, Michael Jackson, Miss Kitten, Missy Elliott, Mylo, Nikka Costa, NIN, No Doubt, Outkast, Peaches, Pink Floyd, PM Dawn, Postal Service, Rob Zombie, Robbie Williams, Sade, Santana, Sting, Stone Temple Pilots, Sublime, System of a Down, The Doors, The Prodigy, Tom Waits, Tool, VNV Nation, Xzibit, Zap Mama

Movies:

40 Days and 40 Nights, Amelie, American Beauty, Blade, Boat Trip, Bound, Brokeback Mountain, But Im A Cheerleader, Butterfly Effect, Closer, Connie and Carla, Cruel Intentions, Dance With Me, Domino, Donnie Darko, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Eurotrip, Exit To Eden, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fifth Element, Fight Club, French Kiss, G.I. Jane, Gia, Gone in 60 Seconds, Gossip, Groove, Hackers, Harry Potter, Interview with the Vampire, Kill Bill, Labyrinth, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Love Actually, Oceans 11 and 12, Party Monster, Pretty Woman, Princess Mononoke, Requiem For A Dream, Run Lola Run, Saving Grace, Secretary, Seven, Shaun of the Dead, Showgirls, Snatch, Soldiers Girl, Striptease, Thank You For Smoking, The Beach, The Count of Monte Cristo, The Fast and the Furious and Tokyo Drift, The Game, The Girl Next Door, The Lord of the Rings, The Matrix, The Money Pit, The Mummy, The Ninth Gate, The Red Violin, The Shape of Things, The Thomas Crown Affair, TransAmerica, White Christmas, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Willow

Television:


L Word, Dexter, Weeds, House, Grey's Anatomy, Inside the Actor's Studio, Travel Channel, Adult Swim, Real Sex (HBO), Discovery Channel, Will/Grace, Penn/Teller: Bullshit, Pop culture shows on VH1 and E! Entertainment

Books:


“Cunt” by Inga Muscio"Hips" by Patrick Roddie, Photographer ... Fiction: Michael Crichton, Anne Rice ... Coffee Table and Reference books!! (Small addiction. Wish I had my own library!) ... Magazines: High Times, Conde Nast Traveler, National Geographic, Communcation Arts, Print

Heroes:


Friends and family who show love...