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carol

Work is the curse of the drinking class - Oscar Wilde

About Me

"Experience is not what happens to a man, it is what a man does with what happens to him." Aldous HuxleyChefy, chef, chef, chef! Gabba Gabba, Hey! I have an obsession with Pirates. I am an ex-swing dance instructor. I don't own pants. I do own shoes. I have a very dry sense of humor. I carry my bleeding heart in my right best pocket. I don't sleep anymore but if I do it's only between the hours of 10am and for 5:38pm. I'm there always for my friends, no matter how long I've known them... I'm a cancer. I love to fill my discussions with tons and tons contradictions. I am in a constant condition of chaos and always have a way of making everything more difficult. My mother calls me the vegetarian, who doesn't like vegetables; I call it a liar and a hussy. I think that this section is an intrusive and pointless, but I'm still here. I hate metaphors. And like most writers, I can't spell to save to my life. I am lethargic, is that fatal? Ahhhh, C'est La vie.This layout was made by Awesome Layouts By Katie layout made by: Awesome Layouts by Katie.. width="425" height="350" ....

My Interests

I love art and the art of things. I love humor and trying new things. I love vegan food, French food, Mexican food, Italian food, all food really. I love riding horses, soccer, tennis, murder mystery dinners, and making out with cute boys, insomnia, wine (red) and tea not always in that order. I want to be a pirate. I love my parents. I like to converse about everything and anything. I love to read and write. I used to own a film company so I guess I love film and television. I love candy...I'm silly and hyper when I eat too much of it, which is more often than not. I love chess and always challenge people that are much better than I, and lose in about two point five, it's awesome! If I had to toot my own horn and pick a talent, I would have to say sleeping. I love music, comics, meeting new people, and eating candy till I barf ( with or with out said new people.) I'm not very interested in writing about what I'm interested in, but I'm interested in making myself do it anyway. Yes, I'd say it's rather safe to say I'm into things... width="425" height="350" ....

I'd like to meet:

You, Coyote Shivers, Joey Ramone, John Cusack, Johnnie Depp, John Paul Jones. Anyone named John I guess. Someone who will rescue me from Chris Pontius at parties. Someone so utterly brilliant and so strikingly beautiful it hurts. Anyone who is fun and is not afraid to be silly. Someone who is well read. Funny is always a plus. Napoleon Dynamite, GOSH! Someone who will go with me to comic book stores and make fun of everyone but me (but not too loud, cause that would be mean.) Someone who can take and dish dry humor. Someone who will quote movies with me for hours. Someone who makes my heart race and my tummy tingle. Someone who will people watch at the Rainbow with me and still want to hang out after they close. Anyone in a band that doesn't suck, because I'd hate to be the one to tell you.... or would I? A cat who's breath smells like cat food. .. width="425" height="350" ....

Music:

Classic rock, indie rock, old school hard rock, Brit pop, classic country, mod, soul, oldies, electro pop, 80's, New wave, punk(mostly old school), emo, Classical and some electronica. Ex: Damien Rice, Coyote Shivers, The Murder City Devils, Suede, Louis XIV, Kaiser Chiefs, Otis Redding, Blur, Pulp, Guns and Roses, ACDC, JOURNEY, Pink Floyd, Weezer, I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness (holy emo!), American Football, The Beatles, Led Zepplin, The Eagles, The Doors, The Clash, The Ramones, Bowie, The Postal Service, Jet, Hot Hot Heat, The Hives, Pennywise, Modest Mouse, The Pixies, Travis, Joy Division, Supergrass, The Bouncing Souls and Dead Kennedys (I gotta represent my boys!), Jimmy Eat World, Queen, Peter Gabriel, Sunny Day Real Estate, Duran Duran, NIN, The Pistols (as in Sex), Green Day, Grandaddy, Bad Religion, The Breeders, The Dolls (as in New York), The Cure, Bright Eyes, Badly Drawn Boy, Death Cab, Bauhaus, New Order, Creeper Lagoon, Dashboard, N.E.R.D, Outkast, Dinosaur JR., Built to Spill, The Shins, Slowdive, At the Drive-In, Mars Volta, The Refreshments, Loud Lucy, Stone Roses, Joe Walsh, Radiohead, The Seeds, The Cars, The Kinks, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Killers, The Who, Cream, Rod Stewart, Elton John, Greenday, Wilco, Underworld, Meices, Poe, and many many more. So many more, you don't have time. Well, maybe you do, but I don't.
Which fucked-up genius composer are you?

Nick Cave... dark and creepy. You're a bi-polar genius, with equal passion for the most degrading aspects of humanity, as well as the beauty & wonder of God and Heaven.
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Movies:

Anything with John Cusack or Johnny Depp. Anything by Kubrick, John Hughes, Spike Jonze, Tim Burton, Vincent Price, or Robert Evans. I love foreign and unusual cinema, but not in the stereotypical cliché wayEx: Baraka, Better off Dead, The Big Lebowski, Office Space, Dr. Strange Love, Grosse Point Blank, Harold and Maude, Less than Zero, Lock, stock..., The Nightmare Before X-mas, The Neverending Story, The Goonies, Trainspotting, The Usual Suspects, Adaptation, American Beauty, Shipping News, Psycho, The Wall, Pi, Rosemary's Baby, Angel Face (not in any way related to Angel Eyes), The Omen, Mommie Dearest, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Blow, Confidence, all the 80's dance movies (Flashdance, Dirty Dancing, ect.) Traffic, Laurel Canyon, Masters of the Universe, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Seven, Fight Club, Vertigo, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Ordinary People, Rock and Roll High School (gabba gabba, hey!) The Lost Boys, SLC Punk, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Sordid Lives, Spinal Tap, Mallrats, Clerks, The Birds, Dangerous Beauty, Orlando, Nosferatu (1929), Bedazzled (1967), St. Elmo's Fire, Eyes Wide Shut, Vanilla Sky, 2001 Space odyssey, A Clockwork Orange and far to many more.

Television:

Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, The L Word!!!Friends, Ab Fab, The History Channel, Wonderfalls, cartoons, anything on Adult Swim, The Kids in the Hall, Dr. Katz, All my cartoons from the 80s, Invader Zim, and a few other mindless shows. I really don't have that much time and watch very little TV. I live for the past and lement how all the show that I love aren't on anymore, and aren't on dvd. Damn the man, always keeping me down. (insert laugh track) Fade to black and...... that's a wrap.

Books:

The Picture of Dorian Grey, Graphic Novels, Comics (no they are not the same thing), Cats Cradle, Breakfast of Champions, Candide, Slaughter House V, One Flew Over the Cookoo's Nest, Naked Lunch, Lolita, A Clockwork Orange, Zombie, Outer Dark, Junkie, Queer, The Fuck Up, Historical Re-accounts such as The Gangs of New York, Under the Black Flag, The All About Town,& The French Quarter. The Scarlet Letter, Poems by T.S. Elliott, Jim Carroll, Poe, Lou Reed, Blake, and others. Anything by De Sade, Wilde, Oates, Sartre, Bukowski, A. Moore, or Burroughs. And far too many to name. Most you've never heard of or at least not read so why bother. Only joking, but really there are far too many to name and now I'm growing increasingly bored of this.

Heroes:

Spike Jonze, Robert Evans, Edward Keinholtz, Charlie Kaufman, George Harrison, the person who invented Veggie corn dogs, & The French... width="425" height="350" ....

My Blog

Recap

So after much hard work and freaking out, I was able to get my 4.0 for last quarter, super excited. Last night I headed out to the bar with a friend. Got way too drunk. Funny, even though I have...
Posted by carol on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 03:09:00 PST

Sushi Chef, I am , I am.

So I am officially a Sushi Chef over at Sipz Vegetarian/Vegan Fusion Cafe. I am really excited not just for the amazing learning experience, but I get to eat all the yummy Vegan Sushi I want (and trus...
Posted by carol on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 04:42:00 PST

Yup, I made it!

I am so excited!! Read on... March 14, 2007 The Ambassador's Club of The Art Institute of California-San Diego would like to formally invite you into our organization. The Ambassador's Club is an ...
Posted by carol on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 03:38:00 PST

In Case you wanted to know.

Culinary Terms Every Novice Should Know....but might not. Here are some cooking terms that you will find in every cookbook but may not be familiar with. al dente (al-Den-tay) In Italian the phras...
Posted by carol on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 11:36:00 PST

5 year plan

 Okay, so I have been giving a lot of though recently as to what I want to do in life, where I want to go, how I plan to get there and at what time. So far, this is what I have come up with. &nb...
Posted by carol on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 10:29:00 PST

Fucking Carrie, man she's rad.

Okay, so Carrie posted this thing yesterday, I I have to share it with the rest of you lame people that don't know her, cause it made my day.Here goes:Headline: I saw a ghost!!..>I saw a ghost!!Body:I...
Posted by carol on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 03:00:00 PST

I'm everywhere and I don't even know it.

So, I have been a strange couple of weeks. I found out that I featured in San Diego Magazine, (if anyone is looking it is the one with the Best Places to Work title) for that Super Chefs Live thing I ...
Posted by carol on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 01:17:00 PST

Billy Effing Idol, yo!

So, Sat. was totally awesome. I helped out at the ACF (American Culinary Federation) Certification Exam (that's where chef go and they take a written and practical exam and they get certified for a ...
Posted by carol on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 04:02:00 PST

Coolest thing ever!!!

So, I just googled myself, yeah, I was bored, try it, I'm the first thing to pop up! Super Sweet!Cheers,C.Google = Carol Wafer
Posted by carol on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 02:23:00 PST

Quote of the Day

So, I am sitting here in class and I am bored out of my mind cause my lady luck Christina didn't show up to this one, can't say I blame her, it's Monday, hot, and boring, grrrr.Anywho, I'm sitting her...
Posted by carol on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 02:08:00 PST