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philosophy 101 - FUNATTRACTIVENESS
If your Fun & ATTRACTIVE does that make you FUNATTRACTIVE? Is It then "Funattractive" to like the smell of your own farts and actually keep them in a small bottled container if they are especially scr...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jun 2009 22:59:00 GMT
easter turtle
bock bock turtlehead!they are coming!soon.how come the easter bunny is a stupid mammal?shoulda been a platypus in that case. all i gotta say, sheez.anyway from now on in my world its a turtle. remembe...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Apr 2009 20:37:00 GMT
the bunny
The bunny has gained recent popularity in light of Easter looming over the horizon. I've always been a big fan of the bunny. Especially the one that makes chicken noises and lays chocolate eggs. By ha...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Mar 2009 20:47:00 GMT
turbo laser penicycle
Ridin' to a mom's haus near you. LOSANGELOPES! fuck you lance armstrong I will lance you with my jackelope antler, then i will microwave your moms colostomy bag to it's rupture point.
Posted by on Sat, 07 Mar 2009 14:04:00 GMT
digging lorcas grave
digging holes is fun! and good exercise. my nostrils flare to feed on their surroundings. my feet as they stand in this earthen hole are more firmly planted than yours. mis venas son ferrocarriles sin...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Mar 2009 01:15:00 GMT
momentum
is something you have to keep regenerating.impulse power hensen. maintain orbit.
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 02:08:00 GMT
oscar meyer
you know what's fokked up? the wiener car rolling by and no one noticing and by the time you get out of the structure where the sighting has occured, it is gone........wienermobiles should have a spec...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 08:26:00 GMT
halloween kostume
i got it.... its a stretch but i will make it happen in an extraordinary way.
Michael Jamesickson Brown Presley
the king of pop, soul & rock & roll
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 08:51:00 GMT
NELL CARTER R.I.P.
The late Nell Carter once said "Emo done taste like black licorice." Some are enchanted by this flavor while others need to drown it in ketchup to make the licorice palatable.Someone said to me Hulk H...
Posted by on Thu, 15 May 2008 18:55:00 GMT
THE FURRIES
OK SO IF I HAD A BIG PENIS AND GARGANTUAN BOOBS AND I WAS A HALF MAN HALF HORSE I WOULD TOTALLY EJACULATE ALL OVER MY BOOBS AND LACTATE ON MY BALLS SIMULTANEOUSLY. the furries....
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 11:37:00 GMT