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About Me

I make stuff look cool and dynamic while communicating stuff to helpless consumers. I am Sr. Designer @ M-Vision formerly Monolithic Graphics. I put pictures on racecars, buses and buildings. I print stuff that's really big. I am terribly pedantic & I am working hard on teaching my friends to spell and conjugate their sentences properly. Having your own business with 2-4 employees is 2 full time jobs. So please be forgiving if I seem pissy and or flippant. I have a lot on my plate. I like puppies and baking cookies and dressing up like santa claus and giving children cheese in a can. Have you ever drawn a swastika with cheese in a can? who's your favorite apex predator? make a selecSHAWN. I like drawing buts too.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

the one guy from peewees playhaus "zizzybalubah"

My Blog

philosophy 101 - FUNATTRACTIVENESS

If your Fun & ATTRACTIVE does that make you FUNATTRACTIVE? Is It then "Funattractive" to like the smell of your own farts and actually keep them in a small bottled container if they are especially scr...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jun 2009 22:59:00 GMT

easter turtle

bock bock turtlehead!they are coming!soon.how come the easter bunny is a stupid mammal?shoulda been a platypus in that case. all i gotta say, sheez.anyway from now on in my world its a turtle. remembe...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Apr 2009 20:37:00 GMT

the bunny

The bunny has gained recent popularity in light of Easter looming over the horizon. I've always been a big fan of the bunny. Especially the one that makes chicken noises and lays chocolate eggs. By ha...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Mar 2009 20:47:00 GMT

turbo laser penicycle

Ridin' to a mom's haus near you. LOSANGELOPES! fuck you lance armstrong I will lance you with my jackelope antler, then i will microwave your moms colostomy bag to it's rupture point.
Posted by on Sat, 07 Mar 2009 14:04:00 GMT

digging lorcas grave

digging holes is fun! and good exercise. my nostrils flare to feed on their surroundings. my feet as they stand in this earthen hole are more firmly planted than yours. mis venas son ferrocarriles sin...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Mar 2009 01:15:00 GMT

momentum

is something you have to keep regenerating.impulse power hensen. maintain orbit.
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 02:08:00 GMT

oscar meyer

you know what's fokked up? the wiener car rolling by and no one noticing and by the time you get out of the structure where the sighting has occured, it is gone........wienermobiles should have a spec...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 08:26:00 GMT

halloween kostume

i got it.... its a stretch but i will make it happen in an extraordinary way. Michael Jamesickson Brown Presley   the king of pop, soul & rock & roll
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 08:51:00 GMT

NELL CARTER R.I.P.

The late Nell Carter once said "Emo done taste like black licorice." Some are enchanted by this flavor while others need to drown it in ketchup to make the licorice palatable.Someone said to me Hulk H...
Posted by on Thu, 15 May 2008 18:55:00 GMT

THE FURRIES

OK SO IF I HAD A BIG PENIS AND GARGANTUAN BOOBS AND I WAS A HALF MAN HALF HORSE I WOULD TOTALLY EJACULATE ALL OVER MY BOOBS AND LACTATE ON MY BALLS SIMULTANEOUSLY. the furries....
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 11:37:00 GMT