Profile GeneratorThey say it started with a bang, well we will tell you how it was...
It all started with the two co father figures of the family, brothers of spirit Sir. Oliver Andrew Clark Kent and Lord Ryan Alexander De Jersey Douglas.
These were two of the spunkiest mothers around, spreading their seed with a funky sound, with much effort and mistakes in the past, one seed got lucky and fathered a young cayman child by the name of BB.
Through countless lessons of tourture, woman, the cycle of brown in a bath tub he eventually reached a ripe age and became green.
It was to this time that other seedlings cropped up out of the mist...
There was Harry the runted offspring of the second seed, whos we never could tell, due to the undiniable tales the 3 currents renamed this child a Scratchy.
The next foon of our poon was James with his ginger hair, obviously a very very very distant cousin of the family.
With the increasing population of the family we decided to cut off the outside world. we had already experienced an infection of pureness with James, we could not risk anything worse.
Once the bassic familly was formed the forefathers decided to work the offspring to an effect of a musikal family.
Musik was spawned to tell the stories of our lives...
Call them tales of our missbeings if u may, but they travel much deaper, than you or any non-family could ever know!
The ancient natives say that if you join in with the direct actions of the nation,
you yourself might be able to capture some of the spirit...
(This is the bassic story of the inbreds, the family has a wider vocabulary now... im sure you can pick up who the newer spawns are... and who they aren't...)
