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Hi, my name is Matt and I am 17 years old. I live in the little island of Jersey in the Channel Islands (in-between England and France). I am 5'8" and am of a medium athletic build. I have 3 brothers and 1 sister but all of these, except my little brother, are much older as they are only half-siblings on my Dads side. (He's been a busy man/fat hobo!) I am, as one of my friends describes me, "Horney, devilish and nasty! Yet has a saintly appeal". I am preparing to commence my A2 courses at Hautlieu School in which I will be studying Law, English Language and History. At present I am unsure of what I would like to do in the future, so I’m keeping my options open at the moment. I am a very sporty person and love to watch and partake in most sports. My favourite sport is football (soccer) and I am a die hard Manchester United fan. My preferred position is striker as I like to think I have an eye for scoring goals. I am also skilled on a pogo stick, being able to perform numerous tricks and once doing over 17000 jumps without stopping. I enjoy listening to music and have been able to play instruments including piano, violin, trumpet and electric guitar. I like most genres of music but am mainly into a genre I call "DROP". This is a combination of dance, rock and pop music and is basically any of the latest tunes that you hear on the radio, that have been released in the "naughties" decade (this one!) I am also part of a Catholic youth group called JACY meaning the "Jersey Association of Catholic Youth" and is great for me as it is allowed me to meet a great deal of new people, most of which I have become good friends with and will never forget. It allows me to express, have fun and learn more about my faith with other young people in Jersey. I have a Saturday job at the Jersey Library and am a senior altar boy at St.Thomas' church. But don't let that fool you. I am also a foul-mouthed, twisted teen that has a crude sense of humour and delusions of grandeur. There's more to me than meets the eye ... what more could the girls want?! More things which you may be interested in knowing about me could include the fact that i'm very competitive and will often not be happy with anything other than 1st place, even though this is not what I always achieve. I am also dangerously accurate with a handgun. I was always skillful as a child when using paintball and pellet guns but had never used a real gun. So when the shooting club had an open day I went and had a go at target shooting. Even though I had never even held a real gun before, at the age of 14 I managed to get the highest score for my age group, beating numerous shooters that were older than me and some that attended the club on a regular basis. It was announced on the radio. So it would seem that i'm a natural. Maybe a born killer. Scary. Oh yeah, and I am a psychopath. ....................................... Where did you watch the 1999 European Cup Final?Final

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My Interests

Here is a tribute to the legend that was Chris Benoit (my favourite wrestler!)Chris Benoit tribute 1967-2007

Add to My Profile | More VideosAs I mentioned before, I like nearly all sports (excluding rugby, skateboarding and golf) and especially like football (soccer)! I love to play it and also watch just about every football match on TV, especially English Premier League matches. I am also interested in hot girls (and girls alone!) and apparently have an obsession with Swedish girls. It's true! Other interests include music, vexillology (study of flags) and learning to speak Swedish so that I can impress my friends in Sweden. Jag talar lite Svenska. I am also learning to play the guitar and am currently in a Christian rock band named "Jizzy Tissue" with my brother of which we are still searching for a third member. Another one of my passions is the paranormal. I've been interested in it since a young age and has resulted in me having a certain amount of knowledge towards the investigation of the paranormal. My friends and I often get together and go ghost hunting armed with a video-camera. Although we have not "encountered" much luck, we hope to some day catch some footage that is convincing even to the skeptics ....................... Here is some supposed real video footage (not mine), of what is claimed to be a real ghost girl sitting at a gravestone! It's pretty impressive, please send me your thoughts and comments!Ghost Girl

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I'd like to meet:

Some people I may like to meet would include: Paul Scholes (my favourite Manchester United player) and the rest of the Manchester United squad, Jesus (because he rocks!), members from my favourite bands and the little green man inside my head! (for obvious reasons)man utd

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About Me


Basics


Name: Matt
Birthdate: 04/05/1990 (dd/mm/yyyy)
Birthplace: Jersey ,CI
Time you Were Born: 5 pm ish
Nicknames: err... sometimes it's "Magpie". Because i'm really lucky and love things that are shiny. It used to be "Little R" but now i've grown alot. lol
Eye color: blue
Hair color: dark brown
Height: 5ft 8in
Left or Right Handed: right
Heritage: my faith. lol

Favorite...


Food: pizza
Colour: blue
Number: 18
Letter: M
Season: Summer
Type of Weather: Sunny/Thunderstorm
Sports team: Manchester United
TV ad: Crusha milkshake... with the cats
Drink: ice tea
Alcoholic Drink: bacardi breezers?
Chocolate Bar: Twirl
Restaurant: All Sport
Gum: whatever
Word: jizz

Your...


Bedtime: don't have one
Most Missed Memory: errr ... Taize 2007!
Weakness: if I told you that, I wouldn't be invincible lol
Fears: sometimes heights
First Thought Waking Up: What time/day is it?
Goal For This Year: enjoying this year
Most Overused Phrase on an instant messenger: "as eva"
Perfect Pizza: meat feast with tuna and sweetcorn as well

This or That...


Orange or Apple juice: apple ... but orange is still good
Dog or Cat: cat
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
Maccas or Burger Knig: Burger King
Scary Movie or Funny Movies: depends on mood
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Black or White: white
Truth or Dare: depends
Live Forever or Die Young: good question! ... die young if I had done most things in life
PS2 or Xbox 360: PS2
Snakes or Spiders: Snakes
Mud or Dirt: both...don't care
Gold or Silver: Gold

Have You Ever...


Drunk: yes
Smoked: no
Done drugs: no
Been beaten up: no
Done the beating up: yes
Broken the law: yes
Been arrested: no
Shoplifted: no
Cut your own hair: no
Burnt stuff caus you were bored: don't think so
Danced in the rain: yes
Had a long distance relationship: no
Eaten something off the ground, ignoring the 10 second rule: yes. lol
Been stalked: kinda
Skinny Dipped: no
Broken a bone: no
Been in an Accident: no serious ones
Been in Love: yes
Kissed opposite sex: yes
Kissed same sex: no!

Do You...


Shower Daily: yes
Sing in the Shower: meh
Sing Well: okay i suppose
Swear: yes, quite alot
Believe in Yourself: yes
Want to go to College: I think so
Want to Get Married: maybe
Want to Have Kids: maybe
Get Along With Your Parents: sometimes
Get Along With Your Siblings: mostly
Like Thunderstorms: Hell Yeah! They rock!
Play an Instrument: in total : piano, violin, electric guitar, trumpet (at some points in my life)
Speak a Foreign Language: some french and a little Swedish
Sleep wIth Stuffed Animals: no
Keep a Diary/Journal: only in my head

Can You...


Roll Your Tongue in a Circle: yeah. and more
Both Ways: oh yeah
Juggle: a bit
Do the Splits: no
Say the Alphabet Backwards: no
Write With Both Hands: no

In a Guy/Girl...


Favourite Eye Colour: don't mind
Favourite Hair Colour: don't mind
Long or Short: hair? long
Height: maybe little bit shorter than me, but not fussed
Weight: surprise me!
Clothing Style: not extreme goth. But whatever she feels comfortable in. I try not to judge people by their clothes, but for who they really are
Drugs and/or Alcohol: no drugs! Don't mind if they drink or not
Love or Money: How much? lol.

Random...


What's the Stupidest Thing You've Done: inviting friends to my house to have wrestling matches. lol. We used ladders and other weapons. lol
Who Would You Want to be Stuck in an Elevator With: No one! I would hate to be stuck in an elevator.
Is Your Window Open: err...sometimes? lol
What Colour is Your Toothbrush: blue

Little Known Fact About You:


Who Is Your Longest Friend & How Long: Alex...about 13 years.
Do You Believe In Love At First Sight: Or do I have to walk past you again? lol
Did You Have Long Hair as a Kid: no
What Cell Phone Provider Do You Have: JT
Do You Know All The Words to the National Anthem: yes
Have You Ever Smoked Peanut Shells: no
Last Time You Swam in a Pool: Friday
If You Were a Crayon What Colour Would You Be: blue
Been to the Mall Lately: I sometimes go into town, but not as a hobby like some people. lol
Ever caught a Fish: yes
How Do You Cure Hiccups: ride em out. Why would you want to cure them? They're fun! lol
What's the Stupidest Thing You've Done: wait I change my answer...this questionnaire! lol
Can You Stick Your Fist In Your Mouth: wait a second...yes, just about.
Take this survey...................................................... ............................................................ ....Here are my current top friends. Dont feel left out if you aint in there. I have many good friends that wont fit in. lol. It's TOUGH COMPETITION!!!

Music:

I enjoy most sorts of music but especially like "DROP" (dance, rock and pop). I have listed my favourite bands/artists and have indicated my favourite 5 with numbers in brackets: Arctic Monkeys, Athlete, Natasha Bedingfield, Bloc Party, James Blunt, Busted, Amy Diamond, Editors, The Enemy, Feeder, The Feeling, The Fray, Goose, Hard-Fi (1), the Kaiser Chiefs, Kanye West, Keane, The Killers, The Klaxons, The Kooks, Maroon 5, Maximo Park, McFly, Muse, Mylo, The Pigeon Detectives (2), Razorlight (3), Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rihanna, Robyn(5), Snow Patrol (4), Son of Dork, Timbaland, Justin Timberlake, U2, Simon Webbe, Matt Willis, etc. ............................................................ ..................................................... Here is an example of a video by one one of the bands I like. It's Hard-Fi with Suburban Knights.

Movies:

I like to watch films at the cinema but I don't really have any favourites. I can't stand it when people have seen a film recently, and then watch it on DVD. They know what's going to happen! I don't particularly like Black and White films. Sorry, but they suck ... or maybe I just haven’t seen a good one yet.Cartman as the Dawg

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Television:

I do watch quite a lot of television but my eyes are not always glued to the set, like some people I know. Some of my favourite programmes include Heroes, Soccer AM, Match Of The Day, any football matches that are on, 8 out of 10 Cats (or any other funny game show), Most Haunted, Question Time, The Simpsons, South Park, Drake and Josh (it's exactly like me and my bro), Doctor Who, anything with music I like, and sometimes Big Brother. When I was younger I also used to watch a lot of WWE wrestling. My favourite wrestlers are Kane, Rey Mysterio and the recently deceased Chris Benoit! I also love this Spanish gameshow which is on Spanish TV. I dont know anyone else in Jersey that watches it exept me and my bro! It may be in Spanish but humour is an international language!

Books:

I prefer non-fiction books as I don't really read any fiction books. I find it so mind-numbingly dull! It's funny because I work in a library! .................... I also like to watch soaps on TV. This video shows some of the best soap moments. I only really watch Corrie and The Bill though, to be honest.

Heroes:

There is a programme on TV at the moment called "Heroes" which is really cool and is probably my favourite a the moment, but in terms of me having any heroes, I'm afraid I don't. Although I am a bit of a Hero! ........................................ Beware! This is that really annoying dance everyone was doing in Taize!Taize ..07 The Zelt-Dance

Add to My Profile | More Videos...................................................... ............................................................ .... As some people will know, it is really funny to laugh at my Dad, especially when he's in a bad mood. And believe it or not I managed to find a video clip containing someone exactly like him! This is exectly like my Dad when he goes shopping, and if you know him, you will find it extremely funny! .............This is Toureetes Guy, who sadly passed away this year. May he rest in peace.................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ......................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ........................................................Chec k out this video. It's an advert and is in actual fact probably my favourite advert that I can think of. It advertises crusha milkshake and features a band of cats so it's really funny. Well I think it is anyway.lol Enjoy!!!
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