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Morgan

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About Me

Just returned from Greece (nothing but ruins, Greece)to find my wife has divorced me while I was away.She's shacked up with Charles Napier, my agent, with a view to marrying him. She married me to achieve insecurity and he's trying to take that away from her.It's my mission, by what ever means necessary, to stop her ruining her life.


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My Interests

Marxism, Painting, Wrestling, Skeletons, Audio electronics, Egg boiling and Dressing up in a Monkey suit and driving a stolen moped through the streets of London.

I'd like to meet:

Gorillas, Chimps, Hippos and wild life of all descriptions. I like flowers, children and I even help old policemen across the road. What more do you want?

Music:

Anything Russian. Captain Sensible, Screaming Lord Sutch, Captain Beefheart, The Idea and The band that named themselves after my film, though I'v heard they've just split up, sniff.

Movies:

King Kong (original version) Tarzan (original version) More recently; One Flew Over The Cookoo's Nest and The Dream Team.

Television:

Wildlife On One.

Books:

Das Kapital, The Communist Party Manifesto and The Lady Bird book Of Wildlife.

Heroes:

Karl Marx, Tarzan, King Kong, Wally(The Gorilla)Carver, Lennin, Trotsky, Leonie Delt and my Ma... width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

The Wombats & The Idea

I've been away in the jungle visiting relatives all over Christmas and New year. Leone gave me the money for the ticket saying I didn't believe in all the religeous nonsense anyway so why don't I just...
Posted by Morgan on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 02:01:00 PST

psychiatrists

I went to see a psychiastrist today, I think his name was Gus. He was very furry- furry face, furry hands, furry back-FURRY! I actually saw two in one day. The human one wasn't much good. He just...
Posted by Morgan on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 05:41:00 PST