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You Should Be In A Band

About Me

I'll fill this in properly later.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: John
Birthday: 20th November
Birthplace: Bellshill, Scotland
Current Location: Leicester, England
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Skintone
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Scots-Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Vans
Your Weakness: Well, it's no longer kryptonite
Your Fears: Spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: BBQ sauce, cheese, meat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To earn enough from music to pack in the day job
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Gar
Thoughts First Waking Up: Has Gemma texted me?
Your Best Physical Feature: My butt
Your Bedtime: ... is fast approaching
Your Most Missed Memory: I can't remember
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Fuck off
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Often
Do you Swear: Thoroughly
Do you Sing: Badly
Do you Shower Daily: No, I usually have a bath
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: No
Do you want to get Married: It's over-rated
Do you belive in yourself: No
Do you think you are Attractive: No
Are you a Health Freak: Hardly
Do you get along with your Parents: My mum, certainly more than I used to
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes - antibiotics
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Fuck no
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: I don't
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An astronaut
What country would you most like to Visit: None spring to mind
Number of Drugs I have taken: A lot, decades ago
Number of CDs I own: Several hundred, I suppose
Number of Piercings: 4
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Tall
Weight: Light
Best Clothing Style: Her own And Gemma is perfect.

My Interests

Ooo, moo-sick...

I'd like to meet:

Smart, funny people. Psychos need not apply.Oh, and I'm a funny bugger when it comes to Adding people - drop me a note with your Friend request, helps weed out the rapists and Chanel bag fetishists.

Music:

ist (natch); Mogwai; The Beta Band; The Clash; Tom Waits; The Jam; The Falling Leaves; Elvis Costello, Barenaked Ladies; Ivor Cutler; Nellie McKay; Half Man Half Biscuit; Ballboy; Billy Bragg; Radiohead; you get the gist.

Movies:

Annie Hall; Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid; Blazing Saddles; Judgement At Nuremberg; Serenity; Blade Runner; anything with Cary Grant, especially The Philadelphia Story; Jaws; Batman Begins; Garden State; Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back; Life Of Brian; Freebie & The Bean; This Is Spinal Tap.

Television:

The Sopranos; Curb Your Enthusiasm; NYPD Blue; Firefly; The 4400; Psych; Boston Legal; Heroes; Columbo; Monk; The Rockford Files; Family Guy.

Books:

Writers, anyway: Iain Banks; Ian Rankin; Christopher Brookmyre; Chuck Palahniuk; Kingsley Amis; Vladimir Nabokov; Douglas Adams; Philip K Dick; Richard Brautigan.

Heroes:

My Gran; Muhammad Ali.