.:gemma:.

************************************************************ *************************************************In the spirit of punk rock, this page may make use of what we sometimes refer to as 'language'. So if, like me, you are offended by such words, you may wish to avert your eyes... or fuck off.* ************************************************************ ************************************************For many years I’ve been the acting spawn of Satan while the previous one went to Hollywood, but I have grown tired of late (evil never sleeps y’know), so, I decided to take a well earned break and go to University and study English - try and learn some new tricks to shake things up in eternal damnation. It’s going ok so far, nothing special. I think it’s doing me some good to have my own soul tortured for a while. It makes for great material and I think the hell-bound souls will appreciate the new found empathy, though they’re usually wailing and screaming and stuff. That keeps them pretty busy ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ................................................... They say the pen is mightier than the sword, but in my experience, a sword gives you a better range. Still, a pen jab to the delicate eye area will give satisfying results, and a pen is easier to conceal. Make sure to rinse the blood and eye goo off first though, before you stick it back in your pocket or you’ll ruin your outfit ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ................................................. I enjoy many things besides torturing people, oh yes, there are many sides to me, and not just in a multiple personality kind of way. I greatly enjoy the punk rock, and the regular non-punk rock and certain indie rock bands. People say Rock n’ Roll is the Devil’s music, but I think the likes of Spitney Bears and the Pussycat Trolls are far more evil. All that gyrating and not a Jack Daniel’s bottle in sight? Downright disgusting ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................. I dislike large corporations and chains stores (e.g. Starbucks, Subway, McDonalds). They are overpriced and set on dominating every city centre until they are all a depressing homogeneous mess. Independent shops are cool as peanut butter & banana sandwiches. Rockaboom reigns supreme ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ................................................ I also dislike fennel and being woken up before I’m good and ready, damn it! ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ .................................................... I’m a big fan of JD&Coke (rock n roll juice), mountain dew, tomato flavoured snaps, retro sweets, Reese’s peanut butter cups, lip balm and ice cream. Though not all together in a bucket, Mr Creosote style. ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ..........................................................
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