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Living in Leicester now and have no idea what else to say just now so just ask anything that you want to know. Easily amused by stuff like - do you need a silencer to shoot a mime? how come superman can stop bullets with his chest but ducks when the gun gets thrown at him? if all the worlds a stage where does the audience sit? how many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil? if pro is the opposite of con is progress the opposite of congress? if you try to fail and succeed, what have you actually done? why does monosyllabic have so many syllables? if one synchronised swimmers drowns do the rest have to? whys dyslexia so hard to spell? if you choke a smurf what colour does it turn? can you be a closet claustrophobic? if quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? can fat people go skinny-dipping? can you be "scared half to death" twice? if you try and prove Murphy's Law will something keep going wrong? do siamese twins pay for one or two tickets at the movies, theatre etc? does the little mermaid wear an algebra? do dumped farmers get John Deere letters? if a case of clap spreads does it become a case of the applause? if Milli Vanilli fell in the woods would someone else make a sound?