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THE OVULATORS

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About Me

A silver streak illuminates the sky, as a glowing egg-shaped rocketship crashes to Earth. Four entities from planet Zygote emerge in a cloud of glitter. In order to elude Evil Forces of Repression who destroyed their home planet, they condense their bodies of sound and light into the shape of human females, becoming The Ovulators. By nature, Zygotians are evolutionary accelerators who emit audio frequencies that are strikingly similar to Earth rock music. Their powers are amplified by their flashy matching attire, which constantly morph to tell stories of transformation.
Following their vibratory impulses, the four women find their way to Eugene, OR in Earth year 2002, where the local music style is akin to their indigenous language. As an embryonic band, The Ovulators attract audiences with incomparable music, laced with pop hooks and mesmerizing rhythms. Although they must hide from the Evil Forces who search for them, The Ovulators and their growing sonic alliance fear not. As they shine like a beacon through the damp fogs of the NorthWest, they risk destruction with every rock anthem.
Their fame rises when they are cast as the house band for a local production of "Hedwig and the Angry Inch", and win "Best Dramatic Play of 2004" from the Eugene Weekly. That same year, the Register-Guard praises them for their "unconventional musical sound" at the Willamette Valley Folk Festival. The love and adoration of their fans elevates them to "Best Rock Band of Eugene" in 2005.
Along their journey, The Ovulators movement has been catalyzed by playing with bands like Mike Watt & the Secondmen, 50 Foot Wave, The Gossip and The Lovemakers, and traveling to nearby cities to spread their vivacious style.
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Member Since: 4/4/2005
Band Website: theovulators.com
Band Members: dori (secret-weapon bass, vocals) tina gnosis (rat-crunch guitar, vocals) stardust (glitter-rock guitar, vocals) kayla (bitch slap drums)
Influences: Dreamtime, spaceships, galaxy travel, emotion and herbal tinctures. But Kayla is influenced by sexiness and booze!
Sounds Like: A glitter rock enema!
Record Label: Happy Mistake http://www.happymistakerecords.com
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Recording in Portland

Dear Everyone,   My oh my, The Ovulators are kicking butt! We went up to Portland 2 weeks ago to recxord our NEW album! It is sounding super hot!   Also, we've played with some gre...
Posted by THE OVULATORS on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 01:44:00 PST

It’s good to be back!

Seems like summer is coming to an end! You may be wondering where your favorite glittery glamoury peanut buttery band went for the season and let me tell you we were very busy! Just doing our own thin...
Posted by THE OVULATORS on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 02:07:00 PST

Tour was groovy

Our Bay Area tour was so BLESSED! All of the stars were aligned, and we rolled through like nobody's business. Thanks to all those in Southern OR, and the Bay who gave us their undying support! WE LOV...
Posted by THE OVULATORS on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 11:20:00 PST

The Ovulators are on a ROLL!

WELL, ladies and gentlemen, The Ovulators are getting ready to head out on an OR, CA tour next Tuesday, the 27th! We are super excited to get on the road again, to see old friends, make new ones, play...
Posted by THE OVULATORS on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 09:45:00 PST

Hedwig

WOW! We finished our first weekend of Hedwig and the Angry Inch performances. It was incredible! It's always nice to see the freaks of Eugene come crawling out of their cozy dry places, don their make...
Posted by THE OVULATORS on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 12:23:00 PST

Boarding the Spaceship

The Ovulators want to graciouly thank every one of you who made our record release party a blow out, it was fabulous.  We want to thank Vagabonds, who opened the entire evening with a strong...
Posted by THE OVULATORS on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 10:27:00 PST

Record Release

The Ovulators are thrilled to announce our alliance with Happy Mistake Records, who will be helping us release our first full length studio album The Ovulators.  The release date is July 14th, an...
Posted by THE OVULATORS on Mon, 01 May 2006 11:13:00 PST

VOTED BEST ROCK BAND IN EUGENE!!!!!!!

Thanks Eugene for voting us best local rock band in the Eugene Weekly Awards!!! (And for voting us 2nd place in the punk category. . .) WE LOVE YOU TOO!!!!!!!
Posted by THE OVULATORS on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 02:54:00 PST