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Shandongtanglang! (Ellen)

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About Me

First of all my interest section isn't showing properly but they are there you just need to hover the cursor over them and they will appear!Hi my names Ellen and I have no idea what to write! Ok I'm 26 years old and a student of ecology and animal biology at worcester university (yes I'm a hippy and like hugging trees). I'm very much into swinging poi, its ace especially when they are on fire! My aim in life is to make people laugh and smile, so I hope I can accomplish that(blah blah blah). I work in Lush and come home stinking of soap...which isn't all that bad really...I mean, I could come home stinking of shit lol! Atm I'm heavily into Tool and love Maynard James Keenan (oh so much)! I'm also feeling the stoner rock of Kyuss and Orange Goblin....I loves it!....I have an extremely diverse taste in music. I'm a rather hyper-active person and get a lil crazy sometimes at which point I'm told to calm down (hehe). As I've said making people smile means a lot to me and if they smile then I do too! I don't drink...I don't need to I'm stupid enough and have extremely cheap nights out. My fave thing in the world is going to gigs, the louder the better, with my hetrosexual life mate Tea. I love going to gigs in London, its an amazing place.My aim in life besides making people laugh is conservation, I'm a hippy through and through lol. I'm also the Green Helper at Lush which means its my responsibilty to make sure our shop is a Green as possible! I kinda want to do my best to save the world even if that means just recycling a can it all helps! REMEMBER TURN LIGHTS OFF WHEN YOU LEAVE THE ROOM EMPTY AND TURN THE TAP OFF WHILE YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH...you know it makes sense and how easy is it just to do those two small things!? I love spooky stuff as well, like ghost stories and spooky castles etc. I have a massive interest in astrology, other forms of divination and pshychic stuff....not actually sure if I 100% believe in it though, its all a bit of fun! My pet lizard Elvis is my little treasure shes so gorgeous! I'm planning on getting her tattooed on my tummy.I don't generally believe in love (as such) which is a problem! I believe most people experience lust and infatuation not love. However, I do believe in spiritual unity that in this world is hard to find and is mostly found between friends. Love does exsist in my mind, but in this day and age the word is thrown about far too easily along with the word hate and it only leads to people getting hurt. Saying it when you don't really mean is one of the worst things you can do. Lucky for me I've found spiritual unity and mean it everytime I tell him I love him :DI'm also into massage, aromatherapy and all that jazz! I'm planning on taking courses in massage and nutrition because I'm a health nut....but a health nut who needs to go to the gym more often! I love wearing brown and green clothes, think I'm trying to look like a tree! YAY!
You Were a Lynx
You are a great knower and keeper of secrets.
A bit psychic, you can bring out hidden truths. What Animal Were You In a Past Life?

My Interests

Jewellery making dancing singing cooking hugging trees pornography hentai poi horror movies manga my pet lizard and rat wearing brown and green astrology ghosts piercings ecology conservation and some other shit

I'd like to meet:

Mr maynard James Keenan because I think he's amazing. I'd also like to meet Chris Cornell. I aim to meet David Attenborough he's great! I was aiming to meet Mr Irwin R.I.P. loved that guy, always will. Derren Brown COOOR (enough said).

Music:

Elvis Presley Grunge soundgarden alice in chains pearl jam metal metallica deftones machine head soulfly 80s music of all descriptions 70s rock ACDC led zepplin the doors jimi hendrix Tool a perfect circle classical trance old skool hip hop anything dark and progressive movie soundtracks massive attack leftfield easy listening frank sinatra david bowie prince the cure orange goblin kyuss funky soul james brown ozric tentacles

Movies:

horror movies halloween the fog hellraisers zombie movies asian extreme movies versus ichi the killer the grudge etc star wars lord of the rings anime ninga scroll ghost in the shell fist of the north star wicked city a perfect blue studio ghibli movies howls moving castle princess mononoke spirited away the cat returns hentai Will Ferrel movies anchor man elf carry on films back to the future the burbs the goonies the godfather scarface loads of different stuff

Television:

The Simpsons Futurama Family guy American Dad The Munsters Derren Brown trick of the mind natural history programmes 10 years younger thats it I dont really like TV

Books:

Lord of the rings Harry Potter The Hobbit The loop The Horse Whisperer wildlife books not a big reader to be honest

Heroes:

Elvis presley David attenborough Steve Irwin and Jesus