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Durty Squirty

Sickdog

About Me

i'm really cute and everyone loves me. i hate those stupid cats in the yard. im scared of the broom but i'll take on the vacuum! i hit my head on walls a lot cos i dont look when im running all around. i fart a lot and it's silent and i love to to wait for everyone's reaction to my "silent but deadlys". . . it really was the dog! most importantly of all im a bedhog! oh yeah, i may be only 22lbs but youre not getting me to move in the middle of the night! HA!

My Interests

i love running laps around the house, my toys, my frizbee that i chewed to bits, boxes of any size, chewing on socks, hunting around for mice, barking at birds in the yard and passing people and other dogs, evereyone's bed but my own, i reserve that for going peepee on, digging holes in the backyard, running after mick when he's on his half pipe, ima camera whore and i dance for the camera. and i sometimes chase my tail(but not cos ima stupid fuck dog but because i do anything to look cute)
i love penutbutter and i'm fat.

I'd like to meet:

anyone who will let me sniff their butt. and whoever will pet me and won't mind when i stink. and who constantly reminds me how incredibly cute i am. SO ADD ME ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Music:

punkrockforeverbaby.

Heroes:

nermal the cat, i like his thinking.