About Me
I'm a Cocker Spaniel Taurus. I was raised by an orange Tabby and I believe I am really a kitty............................................... I love to run around like a maniac and bark my head off and jump all over everyone I can. I especially like to jump on little kids and take their watermelon out of their hands and eat it..I also love tomatoes, BaNaNas, GrEEn Beans, Hamburger, Beggin Strips are my all time FaVoRite.................................................... ..........I love kitties Friskies wet food seafood flavor and Hedgehogs, manicure kits, stuffed animals, flowers, papertowels and kleenex..................................................... ............................................................ .I love to get into the trash and Fettucine Alfredo Sauce is another favorite but it gives me diahrrea and upsets my mom when i eat it.. I am very active and I like to go on walks and I can outbark most other dogs........................................................ ..........................................................I am a princess with my own leopard print bed but i sleep with my mommy on her big feather bed. I like to make her get up and play mosh pit with me in the middle of the night where I run in circles and make loud growling noises and squeek really loud monster toys in her ears. I also love to dig my mom out of bed if she doesnt get up when I want to play!....................................................... .........................................................I also love wine and beer when i can get ahold of it and I love to run around the house with my mom's underwear and make her chase me down for it..ha ha.......................................................... .........................................................I'm a really good judge of character and I can tell if someone is a fake right away by their energy. I like to growl at those types if i come into contact with them and if they try to sit by MY mom, I may even bite them unless they love animals and then I can also tell and will accept them........................................................ ............................................................ ...I also LOVE:HedgeHogs, chasing kitties, people food, cat food, dog food, eating any kind of food, baths..love them! belly rubs, snuggle wuggle, mosh pit, monster, nickname ootty doo, or doody, underwear, playing fetch, jumping really high, trying to knock my mommy down, peeing on the carpet when i'm mad at my mom for leaving the house....................................................... ..........................................................i love to be singed to and i also dance if i'm in the mood, big doggy bones,The song from Spongebob Squarepants, A bicycle built for two, ooty dooty caca and Spongebob Squarepants, Animal Planet, Planets funniest animal videos, commercials with hot kitties in them, The Osbournes................................................... ..........................................................AN D I LOVE MY MOMMY!............."; a
