Sitting in coasters, hanging out in fridges and cooler boxes, making friends with ice, tasting your food, crop dusting, listening to your drunken philosophy, being used as an ashtray and I enjoy being stolen.
Your liver.
..to your taste buds!
They won't let me in to movie theaters.
They've decided to keep my promos off the air because I'm not a "Popular Brand". Sheeesh! I've often been left on top of many tv sets overnight.
I'm usually too bleary eyed to read.
John Labatt (my daddy), Montreal Expos, London Ontario's bar scene, alcohol (my best mate forever)