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Matty

he's just a contractor

About Me

Dirrrty housemusic turns me on and I get down on a regular basis. My dream job when I was a kid was to be a back-up dancer for Janet Jackson. Her dance number in "Pleasure Principle" sealed the deal. I psychoanalyze and people watch just about anywhere.

My Interests


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www.slurrymagazine.com , Things I jive with: dEEp|FunkY|diRteh housemusic, photoshoots, hipHOP, scarfs, laughing, argyle anything, graffiti art, shiatsu, eating Dim Sum at the Four Seas in the ID, designing future tattoes, vegetarian cuisine, bubbletea, morning sex, people watching, crushing out on deejays, spliffs, Cuiron by Helmut Lang (mmm the way a man should smell), Aeon Flux, wanting to be a "flygirl" in the early 90's, METRO AREA, Naked Music, Nepal, Reiki, constructing the perfect mix tape, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (RIP), body art and modification, horchata, VHS, "pleasure principle" by Janet Jackson, Joshua Tree National Park. Things I dont jive with: stagnancy, network television news, Club Medusa, Old Navy, complacency, guns, people who take their lives too seriously, people with no ambition, guys who's lives revolve around how big their dick is and being gay, anti-marijuana commericals on TV, unartistic graffiti and tag, fast food, bad breath, imperial nationalism, sandals with socks, dishonesty, back-seat drivers, bad techno, attitude from people who dont even know me.

I'd like to meet:

the good ones. the real ones. you know who you are. My Custom Friends List mateo has excruciatingly beautiful Friends. paul.ecks on wheels

irma

miss rachel if you're nasty

David

joanna

rudy

jose

A-damn

jefferson

Sumiko

Thomas

Jake Newton-John

REdJEFF

Margaret

quinoa ninja

ChrisX

Joey (aka Fluke)

*DALY*

foley

Noah

Riichi Yokohama

COX

Conan

BOBBY BLAIR.......

djhoneydijon

Little Mike

Meshuggenah in the Keppe

Fag Fridays

Justin Martin

dirtybird

slater hogan

Miles Maeda

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Music:

.. width="425" height="350" L.A.T.R.Y.X,Larry Levan from the old Paradise Garage days in NYC, Bjork, Miles Maeda, Doc Martin, VHS or Beta, Ravi Shankar, Bollywood music and old school Hindi jams, Soul II Soul, 33Hz, Al B. Sure!, Chickenlips, Cut Copy, Fiona Apple, CottonBelly, Aesop Rock, GIANT PANDA, Goldfrapp, San Francisco HOUSE, Phoenix, Gaelle, Jean Grae, Fannypack, Scissors Sisters, The Clash, Mazzy Star, Janes Addiction, Miguel Migs and Lisa Shaw, Yo La Tengo, Pink Martini, Jill Scott, Joss Stone, Angie Stone, Deee Lite!, Derrick Carter, Richie Hawtin, Avenue D, Danni Minogue, Zero 7, Prefuse 73, Mingus, Nightmares on Wax, !!! {Chik Chik Chik}, Trans-Am, Mary J Blige, handsome boy modeling school, Bugz In the Attic, Tussle, Sigur Ros, model 500, Imperial Teen, Missy Elliott, Aaliyah (RIP), Marvin Gaye, The Fitness, Rufus and Chaka Khan, old skool Prince, Mtume, Queens of Japan, Cibo Matto, Fischer Spooner, Black Eyed Peas (oh fergie please), Aphex Twin, Dead Can Dance, Cocteau Twins, David Grey, Gang Starr, PJ Harvey, The Postal Service, Death Cab For Cutie, Kraftwerk (music.non.stop.) The Roots, The Sugarcubes, Dizzy Rascal, Bob Marley, Mount Sims, Ladytron, Esthero, N.E.R.D., The Rapture, Ryksopp, early Siouxsie and the Banshees, Trina, early Madonna, Billie Holiday, Lauryn Hill, Groove Armada, old school Aretha Franklin, Dancehall, Yellowman, Israel Vibration, Ben Watt and Lazy Dog, Massive Attack, Spacek, Swayzak, JJFad, Portishead, Beth Gibbons, Morcheeba, Digable Planets, Kelis, Outhud!, Audio Bully's, Radiohead, Blackalicious, Coldplay, Lamb, Bahamadia, Le Tigre, Tracy and the Plastics, Pixies, Peaches, Miles Davis, Gershwin, Bach, Verdi, DJ Shadow, John Lewis, oldskool Digital Underground, Mark Farina, Outkast, Talib Kweli, Beastie Boys (Paul's Boutique was waaaaay ahead of its time), Floetry, Sade, mosdef, Kruder & Dorfmeister, Tosca, Dhizan and Kamien, CHICAGO HOUSE the list goes on and on

Movies:

Maestro, Rize, Trekkies, Science of Sleep, Shortbus, V For Vendetta, Me and You and Everyone We Know, All About My Mother, The Motorcycle Diaries, One, Kung Fu Hustle, I 3 Huckabees, Hero, Napolean Dynamite, Garden State, Latter Days, John Waters films (mommie dearest, serial mom), Baraka, F9/11, Donnie Darko, Raising Arizona, Coming to America, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, Big, Beetlejuice, The Golden Child, Big Trouble in Little China, Welcome To The Dollhouse, The Triplets of Belleville, Jawbreaker, American Psycho, WilLy WOnka, I LOVE YOU ALICE B TOKLAS, Heathers, Barbarella, Rushmore, The Goonies, amateur porn, Amelie, 24 Hour Party People, Gummo, Fargo, Clueless, Party Girl, Don't be a Menace To Society While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood, Center Stage, Bring It On, Monster, The Dark Crystal, Igby Goes Down, Dancer in the Dark, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Death Becomes Her, Ghost World, Secretary, Whale Rider, The Royal Tenenbaums, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Waiting For Guffman, SHOWGIRLS!, Fight Club, LOTR, Empire of the Sun, Party Monster, Scarface, 28 Days Later, Space Camp, I'm Gonna Git You Suckah!

Television:

Heroes, Project Runway, So You Think You Can Dance?, Six Feet Under, The Closer, Prisonbreak, The L Word, Oz, Golden Girls re-runs, Pimp My Ride on MTV, America's Next Top Model, The Amazing Race, nature type shows on PBS, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (RIP), The Simpsons, Family Guy, Will and Grace. back in the day:: 227 (Jackee!), House of Style (Cindy!), The Cosby Show (Rudy!) , Doogie Howser MD (Vinnie!), A Different World (Whitley!)

Books:

The Anatomy Coloring Book, Light Before Day, Fast Food Nation, The Dhammapada, Siddartha, Letters to a Young Poet, I:D, Wallpaper, Vice, Vogue Hommes, V Man, XLR8R, Honcho

Heroes:

Jody Watley, Shane from The L Word, Juliette Lewis, Dionne from Clueless (my man is Sat.Tis.Fied), my mom and my dad, my ohana in Seattle.

My Blog

this is why I love SF

syncronicity - thats the key word todayso i get a call last week from a woman who is very frustrated about the application process to art school. she's concerned about academic credits transfering ove...
Posted by Matthew on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 09:55:00 PST

wisdom

Stop dwelling on catastrophes that haven't even happened yet.(Thanks, Vanity Fair horoscopes.) It's, like, my M.O.
Posted by Matthew on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 10:08:00 PST

29

thanks everyone, for showering me with birthday love. it was wierd not being in Seattle for my bday, because for the last like 4 years I've had the slamminest parties with 40+ entourages (and subseque...
Posted by Matthew on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 10:00:00 PST

The Genius Bar Love Affair

My iBook is fixed! After 6 days of losing my mind thinking my machine was done and dusted, my boy Scottie who works at Mac in UVilliage in Seattle advised me to consider taking ole girl to the Mac Gen...
Posted by Matthew on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 09:05:00 PST

the nicest thing that someone has ever done for me

so, i've been seeing this guy for about a week. we've hung out a handful of times and have really developed a close connection. i'm not sure where its going at this point. its too early to tell. but h...
Posted by Matthew on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 04:50:00 PST

its a capricorn thing...

I'd rather have your love, but if i can't have your love then you'd better give me some money, bitch.Why should i waste my time and money going to the store for new vacuum bags when i can just spend 2...
Posted by Matthew on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 01:20:00 PST

ive returned from Bush Cunntry

omigod. phew! i made it back to SF in one piece. Can I just say???...i have absolutely no idea why my job decided to send me, an asian faggot, to the middle of the biggest, redneckiest redstate ever. ...
Posted by Matthew on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 06:00:00 PST

crackhead drama chronicles v.1

so as some of you know, i'm in denver, colorado right now doing some work for a few days. i'm staying at the Ramada Inn on Colfax and Downing for all you fools who know d-town. granted, i like being i...
Posted by Matthew on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 05:36:00 PST

dang, that fog is a trip...

Ive been in San Francisco for 15 days. Holy Shita lot has happened in those 2 weeks compared to that previous blog entry that was quite ambivalent. Im adjusting to this whole new city, slowly, but sur...
Posted by Matthew on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 06:07:00 PST

SF Day 1

all kinds of emotional right now...all kinds. i have indeed arrived in the city by the bay. it stings a bit here. i feel a groove already but the waves and pangs of homesickness have already made me w...
Posted by Matthew on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 09:02:00 PST