i like symmetry. i pour my soul into my work. i love my cat more than life itself. i believe in ghosts. i hold grudges. i am quirky, possibly beyond what's reasonable. i do crossword puzzles to help me fall asleep. sometimes i think tourettes is cute. sometimes not so much. i am deeply in love with my friends. some would call me a fag hag. i prefer fruit fly. i have a closet full of clothes, but never anything to wear. big earrings make me feel saucy. my shoe collection is out of control. i smell good always. i eat more than anyone i know. i have consumed more tomatoes in a week than most will in their lifetime. i admire most of the women in my life, especially my two incredibly beautiful, brilliant, talented sisters. i will never ever take for granted the immesurable joy, strength, and encouragement they give me every day. i used to have a pretty major wild streak, but have become very cautious with age. i laugh a lot, but cry easily. it’s important that i get my way. i’m confident, but sensitive, so it’s easy to hurt my feelings and not know it. the best way to avoid this is to just be really nice to me all the time. i’ll do the same for you.
