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About Me

It dawned on me that I never rewrote this thing to actually reflect who I am and what I'm about. That's because I have no enthusiasm for Myspace. I exist here only because all my friends do. If it were up to me, we'd all be blogging on a site that works more often and has better features. But all my friends are here because all their friends are here, so it becomes a cycle of exclusivity and need. Myspace is like herpes that way, a little bit.
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My Interests

Learning things, observing things, being quiet and dignified, having nice hair, making funny remarks, being altogether too cute and adorable

I'd like to meet:

People who can make living in Georgia Saint Paul even more enjoyable. Mostly, I'd like to meet smart, funny, liberal goofballs, no matter where you live.

Music:

Genesis, National Health, Radiohead, Peter Gabriel, Belle and Sebastian, Tom Waits, King Crimson, Yes, Jethro Tull, Wolf Parade, Joseph Arthur, progressive/art rock, Ives, Copland, Shostakovich, Prokofiev, Mussorgsky, Borodin, Berlioz, Wagner, Russian church music, Hilliard Ensemble, Ralph Vaughan Williams

Movies:

Fight Club, Magnolia, The Shawshank Redemption, Braveheart, Munich, The Rules of the Game, many others

Television:

The Wire, The Office, Lost, South Park, Futurama, The Simpsons, Food Network, The SopranosAnd I'm totally gay for bloggingheads.tv!

My Blog

Loving Liz Lemon

So I’ve been watching a lot of "30 Rock" lately on my computer, taking advantage of Netflix and their Instant Watching Feature®. I do so love that show. Of all the shows that I&rsquo...
Posted by Bauer on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:21:00 PST

Yeah, like he could totally lift that anchor. AS IF!!!

I love Beowulf (the 2007 animated film, not the Old English poem that I never read), but certain elements are a little far-fetched. Okay, only one element is far-fetched. When Beowulf is u...
Posted by Bauer on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 06:57:00 PST

Goddamn that Family Guy

One of the things I’ve always resented about "Family Guy" is that it thinks it’s so damn funny. Somehow, it makes it even more annoying when the show is actually as funny as it think...
Posted by Bauer on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 04:33:00 PST

I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each.

I am up much later than I usually am during the week. Part of this is due to misplaced trust, but part of it is due to my own design. I moved back my start time at work to incorporate spen...
Posted by Bauer on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 10:59:00 PST

Look at this cocky motherfucker

You see that econ test over there? The one that's limpin' all funny? I made it walk like that.
Posted by Bauer on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:18:00 PST

Holy shit

I need to listen to more John Adams.More later. Or not.
Posted by Bauer on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 07:44:00 PST

query

Can Joseph Gordon-Levitt be the new Heath Ledger? Is it too soon to ask that question?
Posted by Bauer on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 02:18:00 PST

Where should I go? What should I do?

People who have paid a spooky level of attention to me will know that I'm taking a week off in March, and I'm resolving to do some travel during my time off. I won't have a passport by then, so ...
Posted by Bauer on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 05:34:00 PST

Bauer has needs

First of all, Bauer needs a change of scenery. Now that I have that out of the way, let me tell you about my car.My car is in nearly desperate need of two things: new brakes and a wash. Th...
Posted by Bauer on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 01:11:00 PST

I obviously don’t even these very often.

You have decided to eat a salad containing grape tomatoes. Good choice! Your salad promises to be delicious, especially if it also contains a handful of Kowalski's Very Berry Mix. On...
Posted by Bauer on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 03:44:00 PST