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Legendary Juiceman

In retrospect, I should have said pussy.

About Me

I can kick your ass at Jeopardy!

My Interests

Being the Juiceman, Drinking coffee, Perpetuating Stereotypes, Monkey Torture, Testicular Tomfoolery, Freelance Gynecology etc... Belgium and the entire continent of Europe. Rock and roll. The Los Angeles Dodgers of Los Angeles. And anything ridiculous in nature...like Tom Brokaw saying bukkake:

I'd like to meet:

The Wiggles, Kevin Smith, Phil Shane, Vin Scully (he said hello to me in a small group of people once!), Peter Evrard, Steve Harris, George Lazenby, Bart Kaell, Erik Estrada, and the guy from Cheers.

Music:

I could go through my record collection (yes, I'm aware, I just said "record collection") and list every band's CD I own, but that would take too long. I'll put it this way: ROCK AND ROLL. Metal. Classic Rock. Hard Rock. ROCK. Pretty much anything with a guitar that doesn't suck. (There are exceptions, of course) I have a lot of black rock band T-shirts...not like Living Colour shirts, but the color of the T-shirts are black. L.A. Radio: KLOS, KROQ, and of course, KFWB NEWS 980's EXCLUSIVE Traffic on the Ones. I miss Arrow...Not too "into" Jack FM (even though every third song is actually tolerable...something about those AC/DC to Fine Young Cannibals segues...). I've got XM too, so that's pretty cool. I listen to the Boneyard, Top Tracks and Squizz mostly, along with Lucy, Ethel, and even some Fred...

Movies:

That one with that guy that was in that movie that was out last year... James Bond movies are cool-- guns gadgets girls action romance desire all that good stuff--ok I'm obsessed. Swingers, Go, Made, Mauvais Sang, Full Metal Jacket, Barry Lyndon, Clockwork, Lolita, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, the Warriors, Not Another Teen Movie, Eurotrip, PCU, Monsters Inc, Deuces Wild, Very Bad Things, The Silence of the Lambs, Anchorman, Less than Zero, Elf, The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, The Hunt For Red October, Patriot Games, Clear and Present Danger, The Blues Bros., Ghostbusters, Wayne's World, Johnny's Drug-Induced State of Ecstasy, Benny's Got the Runs, Star Wars, A Zed and Two Noughts, Run Lola Run, Dazed and Confused--see, I could go on for a really long time...In short; weird shit, crazy shit, funny shit. And shit that doesn't suck!

Television:

I've made the conversion to Tivo; why it has yet to be awarded some kind of special Nobel prize by now is beyond me! During the MLB season, I watch a shitload of Dodger games. Law and Order contains visual nicotine...I wrote a paper on it once. The State on MTV was bitchen. Now at least there's Reno 911. Of course I like Earl, and Scrubs is awesome too. I really hope it didn't jump the shark with that musical episode though... I also watch Intervention (I love red tops), It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, SVU, Family Guy, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force. I watch Jeopardy pretty religiously, and I think that The Office is pretty much the funniest show on broadcast network television!

Books:

I liked Catch-22, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, and The Catcher in the Rye in high school, but that was a long-ass time ago, now wasn't it? Not into books much, not enough time...oh and most of them suck. I read TV Guide often, though...and Newsweek kicks ass. Yeah, I'm informed.

Heroes:

Bill Henrickson, Jimmy the Cab Driver, Grant Sherwood, Frank Zappa, Bob Crane, Malibu Dan, Charlie Sheen, Bill Murray, A. Martinez, Jerry Orbach, Cooper Harris, Captain Feathersword, Han Solo, Rick Monday, John Ritter, Jeff Van Vonderen, Carl from ATHF, and Det. Ron Anderson.