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I'd like to meet:

A girl who will call me "Danny". I'm a sucker for lips, and wits. A midget. The magical squirell that dissappeared into that magicians hat at that birthday party I went to when I was like 5. YOUR MOM!!!

Music:

You should be listening to it... I LOVE SUBLIME!!!! Pantera, Jack Johnson, Bob Marley, Metallica (Up to the Black Album), Red Hot Chili Peppers, Stone Temple Pilots, Big Matt Barker and the Hot Buttered Noodles, Tom Petty, Beach Boys, Atmosphere, Typical Cats, Lamb of God, Beastie Boys, Dr. Dre, G-Love, Pepper, Jimi Hendrix, Guns N Roses, Blues, Jazz, Swing, and pretty much anything that is considered classic rock. Basically I like to think I'm very diverse.

Movies:

Dazed and Confused, The Blues Brothers, Waynes World, Blow, Shrek, Next Friday, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Snatch, L.A. Confidential, Fight Club, Zoolander, Anchorman, Blazing Saddles, History of the World Part I, Spaceballs, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Super Troopers, Bad Santa, Hellboy, any Batman movie, The Matrix, Pirates of the Carribean, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Terminator 2, The Godfather Trilogy, any Harry Potter movie, Saving Private Ryan, Apocalypse Now, Spawn, The Mummy, X-men, The Big Lebowski, Sin City, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Good Morning Vietnam, American Psycho, Coming to America, Beverly Hills Cop, Mighty Ducks, all 3 Indiana Jones, Grandma's Boy, James Bond with Roger Moore or Sean Connery, Hustle and Flow, 40-Year old Virgin, Wedding Crashers, all 3 Austin Powers, Catch Me If You Can, Ray, Donnie Darko, Full Metal Jacket, Ghostbusters, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Oceans 11+12, Raging Bull, Gattaca, Snatch, Old School, Men In Black, and a whole lot more. The one I have of me and your mom.

Television:

Family Guy, South Park, Insomniac w/ Dave Attell, Chappelles Show, Drawn Together, 24, The War at Home, American Dad, Overhaulin', The Adam Carolla Project, Monster House, reruns of Batman, Over There, Band of Brothers, Rome, History Channel, Military Channel, and Keith Olberman.

Books:

Of Mice and Men, The Stranger, The Book of Fate, Ordinary Heroes, The Prisoner of Guantanamo, Angels and Demons, Freemasonry: The Craft and Its Symbols, and all the Harry Potter books.

My Blog

GO COUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Washington State, here I come!!!!!! Well folks... I am officially a Cougar. If any of you go to other Pac-10 schools, we can duke it out when we play each other in football of basketball. I look forwa...
Posted by The Danimal on Tue, 29 May 2007 08:29:00 PST

Where Should I Go To College?

Ok, So the results are all in. I have been accepted to every school but two. The rejectors and ultimately the losers of this up for grabs auction of Daniel Heiss are Ithaca College and most recen...
Posted by The Danimal on Tue, 15 May 2007 01:54:00 PST

OHIO STATE!!!!!!!!

Ok kids, So here is the newest dillemma. I have been accepted to The Ohio State University. What do I do now? I was 5 for 5, rolling like a champ, and batting 1.000 until Ithaca College. Ok, so I'm 5...
Posted by The Danimal on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 12:37:00 PST

I GOT ACCEPTED TO TEMPLE UNIVERSITY!!!!!!!!

Hey people, it looks like another victory for the Danimal. This makes me 4 for 4, thats right... I'm still batting 1.000. What do you think I should do. I went to visit San Francisco State and I didn'...
Posted by The Danimal on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:53:00 PST

4 Years

The last few have been a rollercoaster. Hell of a ride its been. I should have listened when they said, "You must be this tall to ride". I didn't, and I'm still riding.
Posted by The Danimal on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 02:48:00 PST

I GOT ACCEPTED TO WASHINGTON STATE UNIVERSITY!!!!!!!!

So kids, I'm 3 for 3. Only a few left to apply to. Ithaca, USC, Pepperdine, and Loyola Marymount. Fuck, thats a lot to do. On another note, I'm being heavily recruited to go to Azusa Pacific Universit...
Posted by The Danimal on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 03:45:00 PST

I GOT ACCEPTED TO KENT STATE UNIVERSITY!!!!!!!!

I got accepted to Kent State University in Ohio. I'm really excited. So far I'm 2 for 2 and I have a few more at-bats left. Wish me luck.
Posted by The Danimal on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 06:21:00 PST

I GOT ACCEPTED TO SAN FRANCISCO STATE!!!!!!!!

Well Folks, it appears as if what I have been hoping has come true. Its just odd how soon it has happened. I am applying to a whole bunch of colleges and universities as a transfer student, and so far...
Posted by The Danimal on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 10:32:00 PST

Depressed by a naked chick.

What the fuck???? Who ever would have fucking thought that I, Daniel Heiss would become depressed by a naked chick in my face. WHAT THE FUCK???? I DON'T GET IT. She was sitting there in front of me, a...
Posted by The Danimal on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 03:23:00 PST

I'm GETTING FAMOUSER!!! I know, I know... I just made it a word.

I know, Its kind of a lame show, but its not mine!!! I'm just the man on it!!! OH YES!!!!! Listen to me on or after any show from April 1st, 2006. On show # 63 I'm not really on until about 20 minutes...
Posted by The Danimal on Thu, 11 May 2006 12:57:00 PST