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Even More Dangerously Amazing Mary

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About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorAs far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster. I'm a Sociologist. I believe that you're not the boss of me and I can do whatever I want. I'm a huge critic, pretty much to a fault. I've decided there's a good chance that I spend 50% of my day pissed off at people because I think I try harder than most people in this country. Most people don't realize this, but I'm a diehard patriot. I really just love America, especially California, especially Southern California (what! what!). I really do believe that where I live makes me better than other people (mostly people from Northern California). I love my friends and think that you would like to watch a television show about my life. I love laughing and try to spend as much time with a smile on my face as possible. I think I'm hysterical. If you can make me laugh, you will probably end up being a good friend of mine. If you piss me off, I'll let you know. I pretend to like fighting with people, but the truth is I don't like spending time worrying about what your doing and if you spend enough time trying to be on the bad side, you will stay there. I'm really lazy. I get drunk, fall down, and wake up with injuries of unknown origin. If you give me a chance, I will play Super Mario Bros. 1, 2, and 3 until I've beat each of them and it won't take long. I'm addicted to Tetris and anything having to do with The Sims. I start things and then end them abruptly.
You Have A Type A- Personality
You are one of the most balanced people around
Motivated and focused, you are good at getting what you want
You rule at success, but success doesn't rule you.
When it's playtime, you really know how to kick back
Whether it's hanging out with friends or doing something you love!
You live life to the fullest - incorporating the best of both worlds Do You Have a Type A Personality?
You Are A Professional Girlfriend!
You are the perfect girlfriend - big surprise!
Heaven knows you've had enough practice. That's why you're a total pro.
If there was an Emily Post of girlfriends, it would be you.
You know how to act in every situation ... to make both you and your guy happy. What Kind of Girlfriend Are You?
True words I live by: As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.
Your Birthdate: October 5
You have many talents, and you are great at sharing those talents with others.
Most people would be jealous of your clever intellect, but you're just too likeable to elicit jealousy.
Progressive and original, you're usually thinking up cutting edge ideas.
Quick witted and fast thinking, you have difficulty finding new challenges.
Your strength: Your superhuman brainpower
Your weakness: Your susceptibility to boredom
Your power color: Tangerine
Your power symbol: Ace
Your power month: May What Does Your Birth Date Mean?"My looks are going down the drain as quickly as an unwanted pregnancy on prom night." - Dr. Venture
You Have a Choleric Temperament
You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things.
Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life.
You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation.
You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon.
Strong willed, nothing can keep you down. Your energy can break down any wall.
You're an instantly passionate person - and this passion gives you an intoxicating power over others.
At your worst, you are a narcissist. Full of yourself and even proud of your faults.
Stubborn and opinionated, you know what you think is right. End of discussion.
A bit of a misanthrope, you often see others as weak, ignorant, and inferior. What Temperment Are You?

My Interests

Socialist Fairs at UCI, schnanigans with my boy, driving around the Newps and realizing how lucky I am, impromptu games of King's Cup (Park Watts apartment rules, of course), being the loudest in social situations, taking pictures of the characters in my life, telling my stories, watching TiVo'd Jeopardy...Family Guy...Simpsons...Mythbusters...ATHF...Venture Bros...Curb...etc, listening to and learning the lyrics to as many songs as possible, and my greatest hobby with my favorite boy in the world. ;)Just one of the 10,000 reasons why I love him...Libra Drinking Style (me to a T): "I'm jusht a social drinker," slurs Libra, "it's jusht that I'm so damn social?" Libra loves nothing more than to party, mingle and relate to everyone. Whether dipped in favor of Good Libra (with Insta-Friend device set to "on") or heavier on the Evil Libra side (they are little instigators when bored), the Scales can really work a room. Charming as they are, Libras are notoriously lacking in self-control, however, which can get them into all sorts of trouble -- including wearing their wobbly boots waaaay too early in the evening, starting a fight, or even blacking out the night’s events entirely. Oops! ..
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Music:

In no particular order: Fiona Apple, Pink Floyd, Tom Petty, Journey, Guster, She Wants Revenge, A Perfect Circle, STP, Tesla, Counting Crows, Jimmy Eat World, Danko Jones, Nirvana, NIN, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Dixie Chicks, Brand New, Kelly Clarkson, Snow Patrol, The Postal Service, The Killers, Fischerspooner, Dispatch, En Vogue, Foo Fighters, Jimi Hendrix, Gipsy Kings, Nina Simone, Eric Clapton, Bob Seger, GNR, Bon Jovi, The Beatles, Sublime, Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, Ludacris, Ice Cube, Warren G, Latryx, Blackalicious, Erykah Badu, Notorious B.I.G., old Weezer, old Eminem, old Beastie Boys, way old Michael Jackson, old No Doubt, wow...I should say what I don't like...I.H.B.S.

Movies:


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Pretty much any documentary, The Big Lebowski, Magnolia, Garden State, Boogie Nights, Kill Bill I & II, Pulp Fiction, Dirty Dancing, Spellbound, Super Troopers, Best in Show, Can't Hardly Wait, Empire Records, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Point of No Return, The Excorcist, My Life Without Me, Happiness, All the Austin Powers movies, So I Married an Axe Murderer, The Christmas Story, The Ring, Office Space, The Good Girl, Top Gun, A River Runs Through It, City of God, Kalifornia, Airplane, Jerry Maguire, Vacation, Legends of the Falls, Terms of Endearment, Fried Green Tomatoes, Crash, Anchorman, Sixteen Candles, Pretty in Pink, The Breakfast Club, Can't By Me Love, Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead, Adventures in Babysitting (pretty much any 80s movie) Bye, Bye Love, actually you should just hang out with me and see what I quote because those are my favorites.

Television:

The greatest show that EVER was...I'm a Tivo Junkie!Six Feet Under, The Office, It's Always Sunny in Phildelphia, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Big Love, Intervention (I
Which My So-Called Life Character Are You? Find out @ She's Crafty
You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...

Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer

You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps

Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test

Books:

I'm a Lebowski..., The Perks of Being a Wallflower, House of Leaves, The Modern Girls Guide to Life, Catcher in the Rye, floating, The Great Gatsby, A Girl's Guide to Hunting and Fishing, White Oleander, Great Expectations, and The Lovely Bones.

Heroes:


Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Stability |||||||||||| 46%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 50%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 63%
Mystical |||||||||||| 43%
Artistic |||||| 23%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Adventurousness |||| 16%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant || 10%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 70%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 63%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 43%
Individuality |||||||||| 36%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||||| 24%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 43%
Vanity |||||||||| 36%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Indie |||||||||||| 50% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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