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Dangerously Amazing Mary

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About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorAs far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster. I'm a Sociologist. I believe that you're not the boss of me and I can do whatever I want. I'm a huge critic, pretty much to a fault. I've decided there's a good chance that I spend 50% of my day pissed off at people because I think I try harder than most people in this country. Most people don't realize this, but I'm a diehard patriot. I really just love America, especially California, especially Southern California (what! what!). I really do believe that where I live makes me better than other people (mostly people from Northern California). I love my friends and think that you would like to watch a television show about my life. I love laughing and try to spend as much time with a smile on my face as possible. I think I'm hysterical. If you can make me laugh, you will probably end up being a good friend of mine. If you piss me off, I'll let you know. I pretend to like fighting with people, but the truth is I don't like spending time worrying about what your doing and if you spend enough time trying to be on the bad side, you will stay there. I'm really lazy. I get drunk, fall down, and wake up with injuries of unknown origin. If you give me a chance, I will play Super Mario Bros. 1, 2, and 3 until I've beat each of them and it won't take long. I'm addicted to Tetris and anything having to do with The Sims. I start things and then end them abruptly.
You Have A Type A- Personality
You are one of the most balanced people around
Motivated and focused, you are good at getting what you want
You rule at success, but success doesn't rule you.
When it's playtime, you really know how to kick back
Whether it's hanging out with friends or doing something you love!
You live life to the fullest - encorporating the best of both worlds Do You Have a Type A Personality?

You Are A Professional Girlfriend!

You are the perfect girlfriend - big surprise!
Heaven knows you've had enough practice. That's why you're a total pro.
If there was an Emily Post of girlfriends, it would be you.
You know how to act in every situation ... to make both you and your guy happy.
What Kind Of Girlfriend Are You? Take This Quiz :-)
True words I live by: As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.
Your Birthdate: October 5
You have many talents, and you are great at sharing those talents with others.
Most people would be jealous of your clever intellect, but you're just too likeable to elicit jealousy.
Progressive and original, you're usually thinking up cutting edge ideas.
Quick witted and fast thinking, you have difficulty finding new challenges.
Your strength: Your superhuman brainpower
Your weakness: Your susceptibility to boredom
Your power color: Tangerine
Your power symbol: Ace
Your power month: May What Does Your Birth Date Mean?"My looks are going down the drain as quickly as an unwanted pregnancy on prom night." - Dr. Venture
You Have a Choleric Temperament
You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things.
Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life.
You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation.
You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon.
Strong willed, nothing can keep you down. Your energy can break down any wall.
You're an instantly passionate person - and this passion gives you an intoxicating power over others.
At your worst, you are a narcissist. Full of yourself and even proud of your faults.
Stubborn and opinionated, you know what you think is right. End of discussion.
A bit of a misanthrope, you often see others as weak, ignorant, and inferior. What Temperment Are You?

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My Blog

Little Babies!!!

Check out the cuteness!  I'm going to be the happiest girl alive for the next 10 weeks. Basically, Dora (Leia's mommy aka patio kitty) surprised Juice this afternoon with 2 little bundles o...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 20:30:00 GMT

Everything you could ever possibly want to know about D.A.M.

Your Autobiography Part 1: The Birth of You: Were you a planned baby?: Not even close.Were you the first?: And the last.Who was present at your birth?: I think my mom and my dad were there. I remember...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 00:48:00 GMT

I <3 Guster!

I Hope Tomorrow Is Like TodayGuster(Keep It Together)I'm awake, you're still sleepingThe sun will rise like yesterdayEverything that we are nowIs everything we can't let goOr its gone forever, far awa...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 22:04:00 GMT

Another day in the life of Amazing Mary...

Last night was I was crazed.  I think someone must have slipped a roofy into my drink because I went mental! I started drinking at home with Kristy and then we went to Blue Beet where I continued...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 16:21:00 GMT

Well, I laughed...

I've officially become a blog addict...so just beware. Anyway, I had another adventure today.  Shawn told me he was having trouble finding a fan for his room.  He went to Target and they no...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 19:20:00 GMT

And so yeah...sorry to disappoint...but I'm not gay...

So yeah, I'm really tired right now, but I had to tell this story.  You know me. Anyway, I went to Sharkeez tonight to meet up with the regs (Kristy and Elizabeth).  I hung out with these la...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 00:43:00 GMT

I love feeling unique...

Ok, not to sound all Garden State or anything, but you realize you're in one of those moments that only like 6 people in the world know about...and you feel amazed?  Anyway, Anton and I were on...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 19:54:00 GMT

I'm a Hustler, baby!

I don't even know where to begin! Last night was the most MENTAL night ever. I partied like a Rockstar and I want to tell you all about it. I will repost this in my blog to live on for eternity! Anyw...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 14:20:00 GMT

And I love you too...

Who are on your top 8?1. Peter 2. Kim Da Bomb 3.  Ruthie 4.  Indra 5.  La Fawn Duh (Jen) 6.  Bradley 7.  Brandon 8.  Brianna Now answer the following questions:1. Who on ...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 21:41:00 GMT

Helicopters and Billy Clubs

I forgot how much I like telling stories on the internet, so I'm taking this opportunity to tell a funny one from last night. So I'm standing in line at Sharkeez for no apparent reason because it's no...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 13:24:00 GMT