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About Me

Promo Disk 07 is ready and fully downloadable from our homesite! The promos third track "I Drink Me A River" can now be heard also here in MySpace! But to be a true kozak you must download and burn your own copy and let the world hear our Metallishtan propaganda!

The year 2008 is here and so are the first KOM live shows too! Starting from Oulu in January, the Kozaks will rock Finland stage by stage and spread Ursus-mania everywhere! From June 08 Oulu is also the new home for all the Kozaks as Petrovsky joins Igor and Karpov in the kapital of Northern Ostrobothnia. We will never forget Rovaniemi for it is still our birth place and the source of our Ursus-power! Hold on to your hairy hats komrades, it's gonna be a rough polka-ride in 2008!
The quirky and aggressive nature of our muzak comes from our Metallishtan heritage and our struggle with the Soviets. We sing for our country, our metal and Ursus Diabolicus, the Horny Bear! We also love traktors of course!
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Member Since: 11/1/2006
Band Website: kozaksofmetallishtan.com
Band Members: General Petrovsky: vocals, guitar, balalaika
Igor Ivanovitsch: bass-balalaika, vocals
Karpov Markov: drums, bongos, any objects that make a sound when hit
We are all very ugly and very hairy.
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Influences: Our source of inspiration is the history of our land Metallishtan and the great struggle we've had with bitch russia. We sing for our nation. We also take bits of our traditional music and mix it with some heavy balalaika riffs and aggressive drums.
The power of Ursus Diabolicus, The Horny Bear, is with us!

Sounds Like: ...a thousand marching metal miners... a 10 ton traktor on full speed... like Ursus Diabolicus having a wrestling match with Godzilla... like a whole nation of votka soaked Kozaks singing a praise for our mountains, our metal and our muzak! METALLISHTAN!!

Record Label: so very unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Spring aktivity

Yes indeed the snow is melting and the sun is shining like a fresh bottle of votka!Our little KOM camp is having a few lazy weeks now. No trainings or gigs for a while. Sometimes life gets in the way,...
Posted by Kozaks Of Metallishtan on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 07:11:00 PST

10 000 plays!

Hop hop!We have opened a bottle of vintage Metallishtan votka (one of the few we saved) to celebrate the 10 000 plays our songs have gotten in MySpace! We are so very pleased to see that all our songs...
Posted by Kozaks Of Metallishtan on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 02:30:00 PST

I Drink Me A River

Hop! Hop!If you have not noticed yet, we have added a new song called "I Drink Me A River" to our official KOM webpage http://www.kozaksofmetallishtan.com. Please have a listen, and tells us what you...
Posted by Kozaks Of Metallishtan on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:49:00 PST

RUSSIAN SPACE ARMY + DOWNLOADS

The take-off was so very exciting yes!If you komrades haven't enjoyed anti-gravity votka yet I must very strongly rekommend it. In space it gave our kosmonaut crew some special powers...almost like U...
Posted by Kozaks Of Metallishtan on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:25:00 PST

Introducing Karpov Markov our new drummer!

Yes it's true komrads, we finally have an actual drummer in our band so I don't have to worry about singing and playing guitar and drums simultaneously on the stage anymore. It would have required so ...
Posted by Kozaks Of Metallishtan on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 12:35:00 PST

Cooking my balls at the Polar Circle

Could you believe it... I'm currently so very close to the Arctic Circle and still it's so hot that I could cook some schrâshny (Metallishtan omelette) on my balls! Few more days here and then I'll be...
Posted by Kozaks Of Metallishtan on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 04:12:00 PST

Survivors of the Mid-Summer havoc!

Ursus was surely watching over us during the Mid-Summer fest for we are still alive. I heard from the news that the average consumption of alcohol in Finland increases during these days by seven (7) t...
Posted by Kozaks Of Metallishtan on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 07:51:00 PST

The Biography of Kozaks of Metallishtan

The story of the Kozaks begins in the Soviet Russia and particularly in one special republic of the Bitch. To tell the great tale of the Kozaks, I must first tell you something about their cherished h...
Posted by Kozaks Of Metallishtan on Sun, 20 May 2007 10:17:00 PST