"Charlemagne was the King of the Franks (768 through 814) who conquered Italy and took the..."
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"Christian Lawrence's comedic style combines the child and the adult, the overt and the subtle - like being hit in the head with a sledgehammer and then feeling the gentle tapping of tack hammer on the tip of your nose. Christian usually takes the role of professor or preacher, delivering a hilarious recitation to audiences ready to be taken to wherever this original comic wants to go".
...or something like that. I think of myself as the bastard son of Andy Kaufman and Bob Newhart. I like to write the funny stuff too. To read some essays and other written comedy, click here (link soon).
