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liz

I am here for Friends

About Me

In a nutshell...
-I try not to be passionate about anything. That's how crazy people are made.
-I probably miss you.
-I love giant underpants.
-I need to be chaperoned.
-Stupid things happen to me.
-I am always tired.
-I don't like cinnamon. Get over it.
-I cry about most things.
-No, I don't remember doing that.
-I have all the eating disorders...except the one where you don't eat anything.
-My favorite thing in the world is watching long distance jazz.
-I'm in the most hilarious sketch comedy group in Logan Square.
2007 Chicago Sketchfest #06 - OneTwoThree from Pizza Infinity and Vimeo .
-I like to end up at White Castle...
..
Liz singing at White Castles on Vimeo
Rehearsing from liz217 and Vimeo .
me=fatenergy
sam=qeelocke
[10:36] fatenergy1: everything kills you
[10:36] fatenergy1: everything
[10:37] qeelocke13: what about vodka cigarettes that get you tipsy as you smoke em
[10:38] fatenergy1: I heard that's what jesus gives you when you get to heaven.
See my family down there?!
I love those mother fuckers.

My Interests

sleeping, avoiding, taking naps, eating more than i should, dozing off, speed reading, dancing...

...writing lists, changing my password, and these fellas...

seriously.

I'd like to meet:

A vodka repairman.
Kitty cats with thumbs.
My Real mom.

Ewan Macgregor, it always comes back to you, doesn't it, soulmate.

As well as:
A certain someone. If we ever meet, I'm still going to punch you in your girl-nuts, asshole.

Music:

mikey patton, sygc, tegan and sara, ween, modest mouse, rilo kiley, mogwai, blonde redhead, enon, N.E.R.D., magnetic fields, pom pom diary, murder city devils, beck, radio 4, cibo matto, hot chip, Bound Stems, mates of state, the like young, band of horses, happy bullets, pavement, cut copy, iron and wine...etc and so on.

Movies:

princess bride, battle royale, super troopers-all broken lizard stuff, april fools day, Grey Gardens, Serenity, adventures in babysitting, shaun of the dead, hot fuzz, spice world, Pan's Labyrinth, hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, best in show, amelie, she's out of control, kung fu hustle, big fish, anything i'm in.

Television:

the office (both of ems), arrested development, reno 911, fat camp, scrubs, extras, 30 Rock, dead like me, king of queens re-runs, aqua teen, battlestar galactica, the muppet show, heroes, Grey's Anatomy, firefly, home movies, spaced, the IT crowd, LOST, stella, venture brothers, coupling, she spies, buffy the vampire slayer...and angel

Books:

comic books, atlases, dave eggers, Vonnegut, palahniuk, catcher in the rye, sirens of titan, american psycho, hitchhikers guide, heartbreaking work of staggering genius, the martian chronicles, the afterlife experiments, devil in the white city, whit, do it yourself hardware books, The Time Traveler's Wife, give me your old science fiction books.

Heroes:



My Blog

Remember that party we threw 3 years ago?

It was wedding themed? Remember?Well, we just got all SIX HUNDRED wedding pictures online. They are here, on flickr.I know. You can't stand it....
Posted by liz on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 07:02:00 PST

Im incredibly attractive

Last night I was walking to the gas station down the street to get a diet coke. It was only a block, but it was ten o'clock so I was a little nervous. Once I made it into the bright lights of the Mobi...
Posted by liz on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 08:50:00 PST

Raccoon Farts

Check out my work blog to know more.Just click it.Come on! Just click it.click it or ticket....
Posted by liz on Fri, 23 May 2008 09:53:00 PST

Class of 97. Drop it like its hot?

I believe that's what it said on our class sweatpants. Yes, we had official sweatpants. Is that weird?I didn't buy any. I was entirely too cool for sweatpants. They don't go well with flannel.Anyway, ...
Posted by liz on Tue, 20 May 2008 01:08:00 PST

United.

I remember thinking to myself on my last day of senior year, "I can't believe I won't see these people again for ten years." I knew I could keep in touch if I really wanted to, but these were the dark...
Posted by liz on Mon, 19 May 2008 11:26:00 PST

I accidentally have the new Cosmo Girl.

What? Like you've never accidentally acquired a magazine meant for teenage girls. It happens! They have a question and answer section, where girls get to ask questions about their bodies. They answer ...
Posted by liz on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 11:48:00 PST

Im ENGAGED!

Sam and I celebrated our 3 year wedding anniversary on Sunday. (Yes 420. aka everyone else's weeding anniversary.)ANYWAY, Sam bought me an engagement ring. For those of you who don't know, neither one...
Posted by liz on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:36:00 PST

Pain=Funny

If you didn't know, I play soccer. Yes, me. I play soccer.If you didn't know that, then you probably didn't know that I went to the emergency room on Monday because I thought I broke my foot while pla...
Posted by liz on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:17:00 PST

ITS TWO A.M.

...and I can’t sleep so I’ve been passing the time reading my own blog. What does this mean?Sam is sleeping on the couch next to me and I just farted for a really long time. The whole time...
Posted by liz on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:02:00 PST

Team Player

IF you don’t already know, I’ve been playing soccer with people from my work for the last 5 weeks. I love Soccer from liz217 on Vimeo.Yeah, I know. I look ridiculous. That ...
Posted by liz on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:18:00 PST