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Brandon

I kill people for a living!!

About Me


I roam aimlessly in this world.
I am a freak by nature.
I do what I do and then I laugh about it.
I'm not shy, I'm just studying you...Are you worth talking to?
I haven't picked the right demographic too sink my teeth into, yet.
I don't believe in the normality of life...I don't follow the hand-me-down outline.
My friends are my family
My thoughts run wild in my evil head...so I'm constantly giggling :-)
I love FILM/VIDEOS!!!
Not just watching, but MAKING them!
I KILL people for a living!
I've worked with a company called, indiehorror.com. Check 'em out! They make HORROR MOVIES! Yay...DEATH! So far, I've worked on 3 movies made by them:
-Dead End Road (Look for it on DVD at Blockbuster)
-Acts of Death (AKA The Final Curtain) (Out Now on DVD, Look for it, EVERYWHERE)
-Murder at Hollow's Pointe (Finished filming Feb. 2007)
BLOOD, GUTS, AND HORROR!
I also was a P.A. on System of a Down's Video, "HYPNOTIZE"
MUSIC...Can't live without it!! I LOVE all kinds. The Most BRUTAL SHIT is my favorite!! If I could, I'd live at concerts!
I'm a PARTIER! I LOVE GIN! Let's just call it the DEVIL'S LIQUID...Makes me mostly NAKED!
I MISS the HOOCHIES!!!!!!!
I LOVE EVIL = I LOVE GIRLS

My Interests


We'rewolf Lyrics ..

PLEASE WATCH THESE VIDEOS!!!
ACTS OF DEATH TRAILER
(which used to be called, "The Final Curtain")
One of the movies I've worked on
And SYSTEM OF A DOWN's video for "HYPNOTIZE"...
Which I was a P.A. on

Acts of Death (AKA The Final Curtain)

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System of a Down - Hypnotize

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Film and Video, not just watching, but making them. I actually was a production assistant on System of a Down's Video for "Hypnotize", that was shot at Van Andel Arena in Grand Rapids, MI. Which was Awesome! I was also a Grip and extra in Jeff Burton's "Dead End Road" and "The Final Curtain". Hmmm...what else interests me? Chicks...even though most people think I'm gay, which is fine, but I'm MetroSexual. Love piercings, tattoos(even though I don't have any, yet), MUSIC, all kinds(except pop country...so crappy). I really love Extreme Hardcore/Death Metal Music. Partying. Gin. Strip Clubs. Getting Defibrulated in the ASS...not joking, have DVD to prove it!

I'd like to meet:

Clean, healthy, stink-free, sexy people...Let's Party!!
Oh...and SATAN!
I wish SATAN would come out drinkin' with my Friends and I. He's gotta know how to PARTY!!

You Are 84% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

The porno of Brandon's life will be called ...

"Inter-Galactic Pumpkin Hump"

'What will the porno of your life be called?'

Man Show Sock Puppet Housewife

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Music:

THE MOST BRUTAL SHIT IS MY FAV!!!

NATIONAL ACTS:

Nora
See You Next Tuesday
Despised Icon
DIR EN GREY
DEMIRICOUS
EVERY TIME I DIE
Mötley Crüe
DRAGPIPE
King Diamond
AVENGED SEVENFOLD
THE ACACIA STRAIN
A Life Once Lost
MELVINS
ZAO
As I Lay Dying
Clutch
BILLY IDOL
AMEN
Refused
The Haunted
August Burns Red
Queens of the Stone Age
Throwdown
Tenacious D
The Chariot
Norma Jean
Underminded
BILE
PIG
Eighteen Visions
At the Drive-In
Marilyn Manson
Reggie and the Full Effect
Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Richard Cheese
Ministry
Iggy Pop
DEVO
Beastie Boys
The Exploited
Skinny Puppy
ohGr
Mr. Bungle
Fantômas
Mike Patton
...And you will know us by the Trail of Dead
Taking Back Sunday
Gwar
Slipknot
Fear Before the March of Flames
Mastodon
The Esoteric
Prick
Lamb of God
Burn the Priest
Eagles of Death Metal
Scissorfight
Himsa
From a Second Story Window
Converge
Superjoint Ritual
Atreyu
System of a Down
Taproot
Rollins Band
Gogal Bordello
Primus
Revolting Cocks
Bleeding Through
All Out War
KMFDM
MDFMK
Bloodhound Gang
White Zombie
Rob Zombie
Powerman 5000
Slayer
Tool
A Perfect Circle
The Faint
Orgy
The Newlydeads
Faster Pussycat
Sublime
Nine Inch Nails
Suicidal Tendencies
Kyuss
Hermano
Social Distortion
Mike Ness
PRINCE
Egyption Lover
Fat Boys
Bootsy Collins
The Dresden Dolls
Devochka
Tori Amos
Ani Difranco
and many more!

LOCAL ACTS(New & Old):

Seizure Lake
Flesh and Blood Robots
Powerface
100 Watt Head
Botfly
Griff's stuff
Five-Fifty
Day Glo Orange
Ed Reyes's stuff
Death Valley Dragline
John Lacross & Felix
Summon
Calliope
Spit for Athena
Headache
Ingham County Regulars
8 Ball Grifter
7 Days Dead
Steppin' In It
Boozpar
and many more!!

patrick swayze-shes like the wind

Movies:



And also:
NOTHING (from the creators of "The Cube")
HIGH TENSION
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre(the original) & part 2
Halloween I & II
House of 1,000 Corpes
The Devil's Rejects
Friday the 13th(all of them)
Hostel
Cabin Fever
Running Scared
Requiem of a Dream
Fight Club
American Psycho
Office Space
Dirty Love(LMAO)
Super Troopers
BeerFest
Boondock Saints
Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Star Wars 4,5,3,6,2,1
The Lost Highway
Alien Quadrilogy
Monty Python's The Holy Grail
12 Monkeys
Brazil
Goonies
Willard(remake - Love Crispin Glover)
John Waters Films
PORN
John Leslie Films
John "Buttman" Stagliano Films
Al Borda's Butt Hunt
And a Shitload more!!

Television:



Come on everyone, laugh at me...My new addiction is Smallville. I don't have cable anymore...hence borrowing every season of Smallville, and yes, I fucking love the show...another reason to think I'm gay! Oh well...

Books:

I seem to end up reading a lot of self-help books, "How To Do/Improve This, That, and the Other Thing." Hmmm...Am I broken?

Heroes:

Sam Raimi, Bruce Campbell, David Lynch, and Terry Gilliam

And of course

My Blog

I'm thinkin' "PsycloplaTron"

PsycloplaTron...
Posted by Brandon on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 02:56:00 PST

"The Final Curtain"...New Horror Movie from indiehorror.com

I kill people for a living! Well, at least, in the movies. I've been really busy, lately, working on a new Horror movie called "The Final Curtain." Lots of fun and lots of work! We should wrap up sh...
Posted by Brandon on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 02:39:00 PST

GODSGIRLS ROCK!!! www.godsgirls.com

GODSGIRLS ROCK!!!  Check them out at: www.godsgirls.com OR www.myspace.com/godsgirls    ...
Posted by Brandon on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 01:42:00 PST