Good afternoon sports fans. My name is Emanuel Pogatetz, the biggest mad dog alive. I am a professional footballer and i'm currently playing for Middlesbrough FC in the north east of England. It's a great job and it keeps me out of trouble. In my spare time i enjoy a parmo, a cold brew and going out with my team-mates down the Bongo club. I am an aggressive person but I do try and keep myself out of trouble as much as possible. However, when people say things to me that i feel are wrong i usually kick their head in, or throw a brick through their front windows. I'm a regular for the Austrian team and although our national team isn't great i still love to go back there and visit my old friends. I'm currently single and i could do with a woman to help me around the house and to clean the windows after i pushed my old window cleaner of the ladder. However, Massimo comes round every week and cuts the grass and waters the plants which is a great help to me.
