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Harley Gard

There's no use crying over ghetto bitches.

About Me

GirlyBoy on Resident Evil Outbreak.
If you're going to message me using a private profile, make sure you accept messages from people NOT on your friends list AND/OR you are my friend. FUCKING make sure. If you do not get a reply back to a message, please double check to make sure you accept messages from people NOT on your friendslist.
Hi, I'm Harley Gard.
You may know me better as 'Harrison' because that is my real name.
I am obsessed with makeup. Almost exclusively MAC Cosmetics.
I am currently a freelance makeup artist for MAC.
I love Chanel. Sadly I'm not rich enough to afford anything but the makeup.
I love video games.
I am quite tall (6'1) and thin. I aint got no disorders.
I am very very very friendly so don't be afraid to talk to me!
I am a BOY, not a girl. I'm not getting any operations, so do not ask please. I am happy in the skin I have for the most part. Everyone is insecure about some things, but I am glad I'm a boy.
I love music. Pop, techno, dance. ♥
My room looks like a tornado hit it.
I am in college. Illustration major!
I love Cheez-its.
I love chocolate milk.
I like furries.
I am NOT a tranny, drag queen, transvestite.
I'm a guy that does what I like. I don't conform to a little box like tonka trunks and baggy pants. I wear what I want, and do what I want. I follow my dreams. I am a free spirit. I wear makeup and I wear feminine clothes. Wanna fight about it?
I don't wear Jimmy Choo heels, I don't have a Chanel tote, I don't have Dior shirts, I don't wear D&G sunglasses, I don't have expensive shit. Those are just things. I don't waste my money or throw it away on pieces of fabric or plastic. Those are JUST things after all. It doesn't add or subtract from my character. I shop at GoodWill, I buy stuff from Wal-Mart, but SO WHAT. It doesn't matter anyway. I'm materialistic, but who isn't.
My point is. I'm not some rich bitch that gets free shit or wastes my money on thousand dollar pieces of crap. I'm thankful for what I have, I don't have designer crap, but at least that way I'm not placing myself on a pedestal just because of stuff I own. I should be judged more on my personality and actions.
I'm down-to-Earth, and I'm not pretentious or stuck up. I can be judgemental, but who has never been judgemental? I'll give everyone a chance.
Someday I will be a famous makeup artist, just you watch. One day I WILL have the expensive crap, but I will have worked for it. I will be the same person... just with expensive jewelry and designer socks.
I love love love comments.

My Interests

Will w4w with YOU.

MAC cosmetics
Makeup
Art
Hotties
Love
Hate
Placebo
Cheesecake
Music
Salty things
Sweet things
Salty & sweet things.

Music:

Placebo
Gigi D'Agostino
Dope Stars Inc.
Christina Aguilera
Missy Elliott
Marilyn Manson
Kelly Likes Shoes


Movies:



Heroes:


Anyone that can be themselves and not care what others think.

My Blog

Stacy Lynn Pees On Herself.

Woah... I didn't believe it until I saw it!!!  ...
Posted by Harley Gard on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 11:18:00 PST

Amys Madlib.

Too fucking funny. One day my Uncle Harrison and my Aunt Kay said they would take me and my sister Amy on a trip to Texas. "You will love Texas," said Aunt Kay. "It is famous for its wild leopluradon...
Posted by Harley Gard on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 01:19:00 PST

Amys numbah 1 Questionaire

FUNNIEST SHIT EVER. Man, I love Amy, hahaha. Can you answer 17 questions about your 1? Don't change your top friends and answer 17 questions about the 1st person in your top friends! 1) Who is 1 on y...
Posted by Harley Gard on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 07:48:00 PST

MySpace ART project

A few weeks ago I made a few bulletins asking people to send me picturesfor a school project.People sent pictures.I used them. This is how it turned out... "What does a MySpace profile reveal?"(http:...
Posted by Harley Gard on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 07:33:00 PST

RESIDENT EVIL collection *UPDATED*

Summer 2005: UPDATED: December 2005: Game disc collectionResident Evil: Director's Cut (PSX), Resident Evil: Director's Cut (Greatest Hits Dual Shock Edition), Resident Evil Uncut (PC), Resident E...
Posted by Harley Gard on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 09:32:00 PST

CHILLER THEATRE 2005!

One week ago (Saturday, October 30th, 2005),I went to Chiller Theatre October 2005.Chiller Theatre is a horror movie, toy, and model convention. They occur in New Jersey at a Sheraton hotel in Rutherf...
Posted by Harley Gard on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 04:14:00 PST

Art UPDATED (a lil)

I want to like make clothes out of my weird designs or something...        post more sooooooon. ...
Posted by Harley Gard on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 08:11:00 PST

Best bulletin ever.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.I am the sister who holds ...
Posted by Harley Gard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST