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My name is Joe...not much else to say.
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* . . About You . . *
Eye Color:: Purple
Hair Color:: Pink
Height:: yes
Favorite Color:: Red
Screen Name:: Whatever it says it is
Favorite Band:: Lots
Favorite Movie:: Lots
Favorite Show:: Lots
Your Car:: nope
Your Hometown:: Cool Land
Your Present Town:: Even Cooler Land
Your Crushes First Name:: qwerty (yes its a name)
Your Grade:: I know i am
Your Style:: yes i have that too
* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?: nope
Kissed someone in the rain?: yes
Danced in a public place?: probably
Smiled for no reason?: i smile when i think of good things (sometimes pretty random)
Laughed so hard you cried?: ummm...almost
Peed your pants after age 8?: no...i didnt wet myself yesturday...
Written a song?: yes, it was about you, sweetness
Sang to someone for no reason?: yes, but there is always a reason
Performed on a stage?: yes
Talked to someone you don't know?: who hasn't?
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: no i dont have that long attetion span
Made out in a theatre?: wat, the cinima?
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: no
Been in love?: yesyes
* . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?: Mum
Tell you, I love you?: drunken hobo
Kiss you?: again the drunken hobo, i should call the police
Hug you?: my dad i think
Tell you BYE?: cant remember
Write you a note?: probably my sister
Take your photo?: Dad
Call your cell phone?: Tess
Buy you something?: Myself
Go with you to the movies?: Dom and Andrew
Sing to you?: Nathan Grace probably
Write a poem about you?: no-one that i know off, I think the hobo might be working on a masterpiece though
Text message you?: Lucy
Touch you?: In what way???
* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed?: Just now, this survey is ridiculas
Time you cried?: cant remember
Movie you watched?: Jurassic Park, cool
Joke you told?: dunno
Song you've sang?: 57 by biffy clryo (in a very high pitched voice...sounded GREAT)
Time you've looked at the clock?: saying that made me look at the clock
Drink you've had?: Piss
Number you've dialed?: 453
Book you've read?: lemony snicket book 13, its sooo shite...i read 13 books for that?!?
Food you've eaten?: grapes
Flavor of gum chewed?: mint
Shoes you've worn?: nikes
Store you've been in?: marks and spencers
Thing you've said?: poo
* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands?: no, believe me...i have tried
Whistle?: i have tried that too...never works
Blow a bubble?: oooh, i learnt to do that on holiday...then i forgot.
Roll your tounge in a circle?: yes, i am nang!
Cross your eyes?: no
Touch your tounge to your nose?: no, lol im not a freak
Dance?: define dance
Gleek?: i dont know wat that is sooo...yes
Stay up a whole night without sleep?: yes i have done it many a time.
Speak a different language?: bits-and-bobs of german (they put me in the top set, not sure why but oh well)
Impersonate someone?: i do a great version of nathan grace and alex hesketh
Prank call people?: yes, but only wen other people are with me...otherwise its just plain creepy
Make a card pyramid?: never tried
Cook anything?: pesto sauce (homemade)
* . . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a ...: fish, i would be in water
I wish ...: i could stretch
So many people don't know that ...: nathan grace is gay (just kidding)
I am ...: typing
My heart is ...: somewhere under the sofa
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My Interests

Music, Movies, T.V and other stuff.FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS: ALBI THE RACIST DRAGON
CADBURY GORILLA SPOOF

I'd like to meet:

Lots of people, but who has the time these days?

Music:

Okay this is gonna be long...
Bear in mind that this isn't in order...

Muse
Rage Against The Machine
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Bloc Party
Nirvana
Foo Fighters
System Of A Down
The Gossip
Razorlight
R.E.M
Simon and Garfunkel
The Vines
Moby
Hard-Fi
Wolfmother
The Hives
Blur
Gorilaz
Feeder
CSS
Blondie
Shy Child
Does It Offend You, Yeah?
Calvin Harris
Beach Boys
AC/DC
The Offspring
Sum 41
The Prodigy
Kings Of Leon
Biffy Clyro
Arctic Monkeys
Guns 'n' Roses
Placebo
Queens Of The Stone Age
Snow Patrol (Very overrated though)
Lostprophets (Old Stuff)
Daft Punk
Fatboy Slim
The Killers (Old Stuff, new stuff sucks)
Queen
Santana
The White Stripes
The Beastie Boys
The Clash
Sex Pistols
The Jam
Franz Ferdinand
The Strokes
Greenday (eh)
Jimi Hendix
The Who
The Ramones
Klaxons
The Beatles
Areosmith
Run-DMC
Led Zepplin
Tenacious D

Movies:

PSYCHO!!!, Monty Python, Pulp Fiction, The Terminator movies (Exept the 3rd one, its shit), Alien movies (especially the second one), Simpsons movie , The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremecy , THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM!, Die Hard films (havnt seen number 4, is it gd?), Speed, Rat Race, 007 movies, Scary Movies 1,2,3,4, Garden State , Little Miss Sunshine lol ,

Television:

Family Guy,simpsons, jackass, scrubs, south park, friends, skins, futurama, anything funny really...

Books:

Alex Rider, Lemony Snicket, Harry Potter (obviously), anything by Anthony Horowitz or Ian Fleming

Heroes:

Tom Morello, Matt Bellamy, Ray Davies, John Frusiante (cant spell his name),Flea, Dave Grohl, your mother and god.