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Save A Horse, Ride A Bassist™

Because we want him to play us like a motherfucking eight string, biatch.

About Me

Want to fuck Johnny Christ? Or just love him? Something? Then add it.

"Johnny Christ isnt hung like horses...Horses are hung like Johnny Christ."
^very true.

THIS SITE IS STILL UNDER CONSTRUCTION, BUT IT'S GETTING BETTER BY THE MINUTE.

But I want promotion anyway.

Who made that awesome thing? Steph did. Add and love her. (duh.)

My Interests

Rules of this site:

1. Do your best to participate in this site as much as you can. Promote a lot, comment, enter our contests, I always answer messages. Not like you'll get deleted if you don't but commonnnn, this site's here for you guys to Johnny it up, might as well take advantage of the opportunity ;).

2. If you've got a problem with the site or how I'm running it, let me know so I can try to fix it. I really don't want anyone leaving here pissed, but at the same time I can't read minds, so you gotta let me know before it blows up into a huge drama bomb (ugh).

3. This is a Johnny Christ fansite. Thus, not Lacey. Yeah, sure, go on and think she's rad all you like, but admit it: if you wanna bang Johnny, some tiny part of you wants to shove her into the path of a speeding train. Or is at least a little jealous sometimes. So yeah, talk about Johnny, filthy things you would like to do to/with Johnny, and the band, not his girlfriend. Thanks. No offense meant to any Lacey fans/Lacey fansites (...why?) at all by this, but SAHRAB is a Johnny Christ fansite. Save the Lacey talk (loving her or hating her, whatever) for the designated Lacey sites please. Lacey talk will be deleted, don't say I didn't warn you. The same policy is applied to the other girlfriends as well.

4. If you don't like Johnny or another fan keep it to yourself, no one's making you stay here. (please, feel free to message me to try to fix it though =D). If you really can't hold it in though, just please take it to messages. Making shit public doesn't make anyone happy and ruins the fun for everyone else, even people that aren't involved.
Owner Sinderella

I'd like to meet:

BANNERS. REPOST THEM. (well duh.)

^I. Fucking. Love. Krystina.

Jess =amazing.

Zomgz, I made this one.

I blame A7X Riot entirely.

Kickass, right? Hammet made it.

^ Usedy rawks.

A7X Riot PWNS.

The Fallen Have Awoken rawk.

Slashie made it, and she wins at life.

^This one, I made myself. Admit it, you're proud.

How rad are A7X Gods of Metal for making ^that? Mucho rad.

^~the fallen have awoken~ PWN.

~the fallen have awoken~ made it. We worship them.

~the fallen have awoken~ is mucho rad. But you knew that.

Carmy made it. Sheyou.

We Love Zacky V Corps made ^that for us. Rad eh?

Amanda FUCKING Sevenfold made ^that one.

Amanda FUCKING Sevenfold made it. We all love her. Right? Right.

Team Sevenfold pwns for making ^it.

^Made by the lovely Jackie Cumbucket

Carmy made it 3.

Music:

Our affiliates are really damn rad.

Avenged Sevenfold Riot
The Fallen Have Awoken
A7Xology/Avenged Sevenfold Suicide Fans
Hugs for Johnny

Sevenfolditis Want to be an affiliate? I usually ask other sites, but if you think it'd be a good fit, hit it up and send a message on over asking, more affiliates is a good thing, though not every site that asks will be approved. Girlfriend fansites will not be affiliated (see Rule #3 above).

Movies:


Our affiliates are winners at life. Sinderella

Television:

Your owner:Sinder-fuckin'-ella.

My Blog

Ask SAHRAB

If you've got a question about the site, how I run it, Johnny, etc., slap it here. As we get questions and I answer them, they'll go up here, eh?Shit's that's already been asked:What do you like about...
Posted by Save A Horse, Ride A Bassist™ on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 05:37:00 PST

We're doing a contest with A7X Riot for XXX-mas. Chyeah.

NEW HOLIDAY CONTEST!HOLIDAY BANNER MAKING/TREE DECORATING CONTEST W/ A7X Riot!Show off your holiday spirit by making a banner for either site, or by decking out your christmas tree in Avenged Sevenfol...
Posted by Save A Horse, Ride A Bassist™ on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 09:06:00 PST

Affiliates. Well duh.

ADD THEM. ...
Posted by Save A Horse, Ride A Bassist™ on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 10:57:00 PST

contest entries here!

Entries are due December 8th!description of what the contest isYep.XD Sin....
Posted by Save A Horse, Ride A Bassist™ on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 07:56:00 PST

Eat Johnny Out! (contest)

Soooooooo, the rad idea for the contest:1. Make some sort of rad food and relate to Johnny Christ. Like a bass-shaped pie for example. Something amazing, I know you've got it in you.2. Take pictures o...
Posted by Save A Horse, Ride A Bassist™ on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 05:49:00 PST

Ways to celebrate Johnny's birthday.

REPOST THIS!!! Ways to Celebrate Johnny's birthday. By Sinderella, the owner of Save A Horse, Ride A Bassist,who plans on doing all of these herself =).1. Give yourself a mohawk, or, if your hair i...
Posted by Save A Horse, Ride A Bassist™ on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 12:40:00 PST