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QUOTES FROM BRIAN! "Steal his rum and get into an ARG-ument""Im Synyster Gates and he's talking about my package""BOOM I GOT YOUR BOYFRIEND I GOT YOUR MAN!!!""Im Synyster Gates, and i do what im told""Fuck The Freeworld""We all played a character, and someone had to be the one to do it, so i did it.""This is the Fucking fun part""You can copyright my ass, just kidding""WOOO! IS THAT THE WARM WATER?""You'll find everything on City of Evil, but good music""Im Synyster Fucking Gates God Damnit!!""He's a buff guy. He's a fearless leader and the best frontman ever. Great singer- as creative as they come. Huge horse cock. God, I love that horse cock. He's made grown men cry!" [if u dont know, he was talkin bout shadz]"You've Just Been Punk'd OH IM CRAZY!""Im guitar and i play Synyster Gates""The most important and key element of the song is the guitar solo. Everybody knows that, EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT!!""Anything to make it heavier, goofier, funnier. I'm a big climax guy. I want every song to be a roller coaster ride, but to never forget about structure and melody.""You don't need four people, fuck Johnny!""I have a personal problem with Napster himself because the mother fucker is gonna die. Nah I'm just kiddin. But he's a dork and I'm gonna kill him. Nah I'm just kiddin. But I would really kick the shit outta him cause of the way he looks. Nah I'm just kiddin. I really don't fuckin like Napster"[Talking about Johnny] "He's a cocky mother fucker. You live with him for a week, he pees on your dad, you pick on him! My dad was with us for a week and he was dreaming, he thought it was raining outside, then he realized someone was peeing on the bunk. So he opens up his bunk and gets nailed right in the face. Johnny finished the rest into my dads shoe. It killed my dads spirit and his will to live""I'll sit on the table. By table I mean chair.""Oh we beat the fuck out of our bass player!""We are the Underdogs! PEACE!""Im about to pee in the shower on the count of 1,2,3. And that's how you pee incagnito!"
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Stage Name: Synyster Ga[y]tes
Birth Name: Brian Elwin Haner Jr
Role in A7X: Lead Guitarist/Backup Vocals
Date of Birth: July 7th, 1981
Age:25
Girl Friend: Michelle Dibenedetto
Random Facts: ++Syn was formally in a band named Pinkly Smooth which he was in with The Reverend and now works on it as a side project.
++Brian used to be a carpenter
++Synyster had a crush on the cheerleader from the "Tainted Love" video
++His first tattoo was of a number "1" on his left thumb. reasons being it was his first.
++He has his own Clothing Line. Syn Gates Clothing
QUOTES!!!!
"Steal his rum and get into an ARG-ument"
"Ill sit on the table, and by table, I mean chair."
"Im Synyster Gates and he's talking about my package"
"BOOM I GOT YOUR BOYFRIEND I GOT YOUR MAN!!!"
"Im Synyster Gates, and i do what im told"
"Fuck The Freeworld"
"We all played a character, and someone had to be the one to do it, so i did it."
"This is the Fucking fun part"
"You can copyright my ass, just kidding"
"WOOO! IS THAT THE WARM WATER? OH WOW WOW WOW WOW"
"You'll find everything on City of Evil, but good music"
"Im Synyster Fucking Gates God Damnit!!"
"He's a buff guy. He's a fearless leader and the best frontman ever. Great singer- as creative as they come. Huge horse cock. God, I love that horse cock. He's made grown men cry!" [if u dont know, he was talkin bout shadz]
"You've Just Been Punk'd OH IM CRAZY!"
"Im guitar and i play Synyster Gates"
"The most important and key element of the song is the guitar solo. Everybody knows that, EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT!!"
"Anything to make it heavier, goofier, funnier. I'm a big climax guy. I want every song to be a roller coaster ride, but to never forget about structure and melody."
"You don't need four people, fuck Johnny!"
"I have a personal problem with Napster himself because the mother fucker is gonna die. Nah I'm just kiddin. But he's a dork and I'm gonna kill him. Nah I'm just kiddin. But I would really kick the shit outta him cause of the way he looks. Nah I'm just kiddin. I really don't fuckin like Napster"
[Talking about Johnny] "He's a cocky mother fucker. You live with him for a week, he pees on your dad, you pick on him! My dad was with us for a week and he was dreaming, he thought it was raining outside, then he realized someone was peeing on the bunk. So he opens up his bunk and gets nailed right in the face. Johnny finished the rest into my dads shoe. It killed my dads spirit and his will to live"
"Oh we beat the fuck out of our bass player!"
"We are the Underdogs! PEACE!"
"Im about to pee in the shower on the count of 1,2,3. And that's how you pee incagnito!"
"I hope they realize that music is music, and that music is not a scene, not a style. Music is a beautiful fucking thing to listen to. It is not a thing to fucking preach to others about, it's not a fucking cause. It is what it is and that's a beautiful artform."
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