the jew profile picture

the jew

call me unreliable; call me undependable; just don't call me collect. -winston smith

About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jacob Russell Shive
Birthday: 08-25-1987
Birthplace: Mesa, Arizona
Current Location: Library on central and plaza
Eye Color: BROWN
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: German irish and cherokee
The Shoes You Wore Today: DC's
Your Weakness: Self control
Your Fears:
Your Perfect Pizza: Pineapple and canadian bacon aka Hawaiian
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a house
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't know
Thoughts First Waking Up: how am i going to get to work?
Your Best Physical Feature: collar bones
Your Bedtime: Whenever the people who i'm staying w/ go to bed
Your Most Missed Memory: having a place to stay
Pepsi or Coke: wild cherry pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: they both suck dick.
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: weeds, quit the ciggs, those things can kill, man.
Do you Swear: no way fuck that shit
Do you Sing: everyday
Do you Shower Daily: no, but i would like to.
Have you Been in Love: no
Do you want to go to College: i would love for my situation to be stable enough to allow me to go back.
Do you want to get Married: no
Do you belive in yourself: no
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: fuck yeah i got sweet collar bones
Are you a Health Freak: by no means.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes i do.
Do you like Thunderstorms: affirmative
Do you play an Instrument: I've played a few but i'm settled on guitar.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: in the past month there hasn't been a day i haven't drank alcohol.
In the past month have you Smoked: only weed.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yep
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: do strip malls count?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i haven't eaten a single one.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yeah, harris teeter shit.
In the past month have you been on Stage: i've stood on a stage if that counts
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yeah, i got some pearls and a opal earring off this old hag.
Ever been Drunk: XXX 4-lif
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: Slow and painful
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Happy.
What country would you most like to Visit: the netherlands
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: most
Short or Long Hair: shortish longish
Height: 7'1"
Weight: 350lbs
Best Clothing Style: tight, really tight
Number of Drugs I have taken: 6
Number of CDs I own: a cars cd
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A shit ton
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

My Interests

music intoxicating substances sex

I'd like to meet:

FUN PEOPLE Devan was so kind as to make this banner for meinstant messager: joltjrs

Music:

rock in general but the raw sounding stuff is my favorite
Get this video and more at MySpace.com

Movies:

fear and loathing in las vegas

Television:

sanford and son. aquateen hunger force. i don't own a tv...

Books:

chuck palanik

Heroes:

wesley willis

My Blog

Summer?

wow, it's finally here and i did what i said i would never do...move back home. well i got insurance for the beast today, and i'm going to get the ole license tomarrow bright and early. all that's lef...
Posted by the jew on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 07:03:00 PST

i puched jesus in the face

i punched buddah in the face.
Posted by the jew on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 06:08:00 PST

tired

it is the 3rd week of school and i am already tired of it. my head hurts from over use. 3 tests monday and a 9 page essay due. i love the sound a bomb makes when it free falls to the ground. gah. give...
Posted by the jew on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 11:55:00 PST

I'm back From canada

So canada is the shit. beautiful, peaceful place: I'm definately going back. It was quite an epic adventure.
Posted by the jew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST