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*Karla Warla*

Sorry... friend requests r takin 4eva... bear wiv me

About Me

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Karla, Miss John, Koala, Karlos, T'arla, Kyya, Ka'raal
Birthday: 17th May 1988Which makes me 42 yrs old
Birthplace: da maternity ward
Current Location: a chair
Eye Color: dark dark brown
Hair Color: black with highlights
Height: 5"1' an 3/4's
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Jamaican+Trini+Grenedian
The Shoes You Wore Today: URRR well der was about 5 different pairs
Your Weakness: internet, distractions more on da way
Your Fears: nothin really - apart from my mums fist :S
Your Perfect Pizza: errr anyfin
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: UMMM passin 1st yr @ Uni
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: O 4 FUCK SAKE wheres da fone kmt
Your Best Physical Feature: dunno u tell me
Your Bedtime: netime i like (forgive me Uni lecturers)
Your Most Missed Memory: everything is a missed memory
Pepsi or Coke: They both make me burp
MacDonalds or Burger King: none but i miss the BK crowns :(
Single or Group Dates: WELLL 1 time @ BAAAYNDCAMP
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: cuppa tea :D
Chocolate or Vanilla: wadeva meyn
Cappuccino or Coffee: whateva does da job - urr none of em do actually
Do you Smoke: yes-fresh air
Do you Swear: sorry
Do you Sing: i practice but my family verbally attack my voice
Do you Shower Daily: COUWSE. DO U? I bet u dont, errrr u so naaasty.
Have you Been in Love: nope
Do you want to go to College: Bin der dun it wont b goin back
Do you want to get Married: I can't - we jus met
Do you belive in yourself: I do
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: urrr sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: I'm healthy about bein lazy ??
Do you get along with your Parents: yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: when i am inside
Do you play an Instrument: nope, some1 teach me how to play the drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yep
In the past month have you Smoked: oooops
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope not even calpol
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: does dat include jumpin on my bed wiv da hairbrush an loud music?
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in da bath
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: cant remember
Ever been Drunk: yes - dangerously da sad fing is i dnt remember it
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: when i was 4, but it was all for da love of peter pan
How do you want to Die: quick, happy, loved, appreciated, successful
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: ALIVE 'NAH MEAN j/p happy, wiv money in da bank
What country would you most like to Visit: Anywhere
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: well as long as der not crossed i dnt mind
Favourite Hair Color: black/dark brown. If it's not brushed and it looks dirty brown den sort it out bruv
Short or Long Hair: dnt mind
Height: alot taller dan me - easy peasy
Weight: dnt mind but not 2 extreme on either side
Best Clothing Style: comfortable, well maintained, and clued up
Number of Drugs I have taken: when? how do u kno bout dat :|
Number of CDs I own: what r dey?
Number of Piercings: 5 i fink
Number of Tattoos: da invisible 2 on my feet and 1 on da back of my neck
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nada - NOW TELL ME BOUT URSELF
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My Interests

Internet, TV, phone, music, Goin Out, Stayin in , dressin up, Shoppin.... ....

I'd like to meet:

Surprise Moi

Music:

I can listen 2 NEfing decent...

Movies:

The Wood, Love an Basketball, American Pie, Crooklyn, About A Boy, East Is East,Crash, Playas Club, Beauty and The Beast Lion King Toy Story Peter Pan, Armageddon, Coming to America, A Bronx Tale, Saw...

Television:

Everybody Hates Chris, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Wildin'Out, Little Miss Jocelyn, Three Non Blondes, Friends, Simpsons, Forensic Detectives, Malcolm in the Middle, Eastenders, My Wife and kids, Cosby Show, Hollyokas, Shameless,Desperate Housewives, Everybody Loves Raymond, FINE WINE ...

Books:

A Boy called It, Lord of the Flies, A Merchants tale, and the Magic Key i used to love that book about the dark dark cat

Heroes:

My Mum, Grandma, Auntie an other FAMILYYYY All those tryna live an make it right in da world. Have 2 say myself - considerin i'm a lazy bastard i've dun well :

My Blog

Hannah said I should write a blog about the squirrel trying to move to me

Well when i was outside hannah's house tellin her this story she found it funny - dat i was scared and irritated. When we saw that fox on her road that she said runs da place an has all his bitches it...
Posted by *Karla Warla* on Sat, 05 May 2007 02:36:00 PST

Hood Rat Grannies i luv UUUU

Urrrr 2day i was goin home - I almost had 2 take out da camera phone cos  i saw da baddest grandma on rd (big up).   She had her peacocks bag in 1 hand den in da other hand, her blue b...
Posted by *Karla Warla* on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 12:37:00 PST