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MyHotComments / HotFreeLayoutsOkay, I know what you're probably thinking right now. You're probably thinking "Who is this fly ass dude whose page I'm on?" Well I'll tell you who I am. I'm one of the baddest motha f*****s of all time. I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I'm just that damn good. Imma reckless person that could care less what the other person has to say. Shit, all comments are good, even if they're negative. But I'm also an optimist. If you can't believe in yourself who the f*** will? As far as females go, I don't discriminate on race. In fact, I think I'm color blind. I'm also a bootyologist, a booty connoisseur if you will. I've traveled around the world in search of the phattest ass and believe or not it was in Austrailia. I know, I was shocked too. My greatness is just ridiculous. If I got a dollar for everytime someone said "Mike you r just that dude" then I would have......... well just one dollar, but that is besides the point!! I wish I could explain to all of you why I'm so damn fresh, but it would take way too long. Maybe you'll understand after I become the first black president. Until then I'm attending Virginia State University trying to get my edjumacation on. Anyway add My boi Dizzi as a friend too. I'm takin over this sh.. u can't deny me!! Somebody stop me!!! I'm killin em out here. Add me as a friend asap www.myspace.com/barbq25 Leave a comment too 4 me. muchas gracias. Talk to me!
The Mike Interview
Mike, why are you so fucking cool? I don't know man, maybe it's the swagger.
What is it with the nappy fro that has everyone hating? Man, I been doin shit 4 years niggas gotta cut the hatin out.
Why the hell did you choose to go to VSU? I had to get out of DE for a little bit.
Is that a new shirt? Yeah, u know I gotta switch it up.
Where can I get one of those from? Naw cuz, this is some exclusive shit juss for me.
I know got a girlfriend dog. Right? Naw, I just know a couple of girls that would get mad if I said that.
Yo Mike. What
I said yo Mike What nigga!!
Mike!!!!! WTF do you want!!!! Ask the question.
Oh nothing...... Yo man Im about to leave in a minute!!
Oh yeah, who do you usually hang out with? You know that clown ass nigga Mike and Dan when he's hidin and whoever else is around.
Didn't Woolfolk say he can beat u on the court? That nigga is silly, I'm a Fuckin legend!
What shoes do u have on right now? Those things are hittin hard! Aw these old things? Their my crocodile Timberlands. U can't find them in the U.S
So what do You usually grub on? Peedy's Fish and Grits all day
Damn your that nigga!! Yeah some cats tell me that
Can I join the Grafiti crew too? Of course anybody can join.
So what exactly are yo trying to do with your life Mr. Michael? It's a three step process thats too complicated to explain.
Who do you think is that dude besides you? That nigga Mr. Marcus
I just gotta let you know that your the truth again Awww thank you, your too kind
Dem eyes r looking kinda light. Those can't be yours. Yes the hell they are, get ya facts straight
Well thank you for the interview. Any time my dude
You are truly an inspiration to every black man in America. Yes, this I already know.
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