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Tony Baloney

He's a freak of nature but we love him so...

About Me

First off, I'm a goofball. A big ball of goof. I make a lot of retarded jokes, but every once in a while I actually say something funny. I have an opinion on everything, so I like to meet people who are similarly opinionated. Just remember, when you debate a point with me... I hold forth my opinion like it is fact. I know it is just my opinion, but I won't admit that to you. Keep that in mind, and we will get along. I love to be 'politically incorrect'. I love to offend people who think that they have a right to not be offended. After all, unpopular speech is still FREE SPEECH.Here's some unpopular speech regarding 'man made global warming'~ Oh, and the reason I chose "other" on the ethnicity question is because I am German, French, Mexican, and a little American Indian. I am a mutt. WOOF WOOF! I'm not a German-American or a Mexican-American, tho...I'm an AMERICAN, d@mn it! And my porn name is 'Missy Jackson' (the name of my first pet and the name of the street i grew up on).


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My Interests

Political talk radio, Current Events, Beer, Football, World Religion, Modern Physics, Beer, Anthropology, Ethnobotany, Human Nature and People Watching, Beer, Entheogens, Hot Sauce, and collecting old concert posters. Coop rocks!

I'd like to meet:

I'm only 34, but I wish Patton was still alive and in charge of our armed forces. People who like to go out and have fun, people who like to stay in and have fun, people who like to go in and out and have fun,...I'd like to meet slightly nerdy people who like to talk, fun people that don't like to talk,...I'd like to meet Libertarians and Conservatives and football fans and science nerds like me, people who work hard and play hard, and homeowners that need a little electrical work done. Oh, by the way I have to say that women that like beer and football ROCK! Here's a cool free racing game~Full Throttle Speedway
Push your machine to the limit for the checkered flag in this stock car race.
Here's a couple of informative videos about the Fairtax~

Music:

Soul Coughing, John Coltrane, Alien8, Slipknot, Jimi Hendrix, A Tribe Called Quest, Primus, Q-Tip, Led Zeppelin, Gorillaz, Rage Against The Machine, Soundgarden, Nirvana, Public Enemy, Steely Dan, Jay-Z, Smashing Pumpkins, Miles Davis, The Dead Milkmen, Fiona Apple, The Beastie Boys, Gwen Stephani, No Doubt, 311, Red Hot Chili Peppers...

Movies:

Raising Arizona, Super Troopers, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Donnie Darko, Talledega Nights, Austin Powers, Eraserhead, Fight Club, Harold and Kumar, Dr. Strangelove, The Matrix, Pink Floyd: The Wall, Hellraisers, The Waterboy... Lots of stuff.

Television:

NFL Football, 24, That 70's Show (Mmm, Donna is hot!), South Park, Cheers, The Simpsons, Who's line is it anyway?, Futurama, Fox News, Fox News, and Fox News.

Books:

The Holy Books (The Holy Bible, The Mahabharata, The Rg Veda, The Tao Te Ching, The Analects of Confucius, etc.), The Fairtax Book by Neal Boortz, Cosmos by Carl Segan, Still Life With Woodpecker, Skinny Legs And All, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues, etc., by Tom Robbins, Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain, Soma: The Divine Mushroom of Immortality by R. Gordon Wasson, Pharmacotheon by Jonathan Ott, The Sirens of Titan and Slaughterhouse 5 by Kurt Vonnegut, PIHKAL by Alexander Shulgan, A Brief History of Time by Stephan Hawking...

Heroes:

Yehoshua Ben Yoseph, Neal Boortz, Thomas Jefferson, Albert Einstein, Ann Coulter, Antonin Scalia, Mark Levin, Benjamin Franklin, Michelle Malkin, Albert Hofmann, and the guy who invented beer. Also, there is a special place in my heart for all the people, throughout history, that have given their lives to ensure that others keep and enjoy the freedoms and liberties that we, in the free world, hold dear. God bless all of you in the United States Armed Forces.

My Blog

the birth and nature of religion

The first pertinent story of the Holy Bible is that of creation.We were set in the garden, God had created all, and had imbued us with a desire to know that which is hidden...God made trees that we we...
Posted by Tony Baloney on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 11:46:00 PST

truth

God is real.There is a constant tug-of-war between free will and destiny, but the lessons God has in store for you are indefenceable and undeniable.Soak this up. It is hard won wisdom.We ate the fruit...
Posted by Tony Baloney on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 11:09:00 PST

modern love

I wish it was like it was back in the olden days. People fell in love in high school, and then they stayed together.I have been blessed with the love of more than a few women, but I can't deny the urg...
Posted by Tony Baloney on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:28:00 PST

OMG, when am I gonna get past this inane philosophical kick?

What can you do? Sometimes you get led down the path... sometimes it is not choice, but fate. Sometimes it is fate that shows you someone that can make you whole, but it becomes a struggle to become o...
Posted by Tony Baloney on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:34:00 PST

Great Expectations

So this guy walks into a bar, and he's rubbing up against this turtle. The bartender says, "I long ago came to this conclusion; it's best to not have a preset assload of expectations for which the peo...
Posted by Tony Baloney on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 12:57:00 PST

Yet more inane poetry

Comfort, like hot chocolate on a cold winter morning. Life is short&we are fleeting egos. We are temporary forms awaiting the inevitable. But there are moments&standing over the floor furnace, Holdin...
Posted by Tony Baloney on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 10:07:00 PST

blah blah

Merry Christmas, y'all. It's funny in a non- ha-ha way. Thanks to Myspace, I digitally bumped into my high-school girlfriend, Amy. There are others that I have known before I got on Myspace&Ashley, L...
Posted by Tony Baloney on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 02:02:00 PST

Political correctness sucks

Check this out...like a while back, I was having a conversation w/ a politically correct airhead~ It went something like this- "Well, I think the, uh, undocumented, um, guest worker, um, immigrants......
Posted by Tony Baloney on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 04:03:00 PST

More stupid poetry

Leaving tracks in fresh snow, cold sandblasting slap of snowflake laden wind-chill on my cheeks, the squeaky crunch of frozen fluff underfoot... The fall is not a death. It competes the cycl...
Posted by Tony Baloney on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 10:37:00 PST

Hey, if liberals are allowed to become unhinged, so am I.

Yeah, that's right, I have The Maharushie's morning script a day early. I hope I am not breaking any copyright rules...If I am, please forgive me, E.I.B.... After that is my comment. ~Here it is: (Wel...
Posted by Tony Baloney on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 10:23:00 PST