Chris James, the filmmaker

I'm a filmmaker and I also do standup comedy!

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/:.. My name is Christopher James Svehla. Most people know me as Chris James, CJ, Ceej, C Jam, etc.

/:.. I was born on January 20th, 1989. Therefor, I am 17 year old aquarius.

/:.. My parents divorced when I was a little onion.

/:.. When I was in the second grade, I lost my first sister Jennifer. She was only a couple months old. She needed a new heart, and never got it. It's ok though, I know that God is taking care of her.

/:.. I don't go to church every sunday, but I believe in God.

/:.. I am anti-racism. God made us all the same and we shouldn't judge others by the color of their skin. Don't come up to me saying "Well they have the highest crime rate!" and things like that. There is no grey when it comes to issues like this. There is only right and wrong, and racism is WRONG.

/:.. I am also anti-fake. I've been deceived by too many fake people in my time, so please forgive me if I don't trust you right away. They're becoming harder and harder to spot.

/:.. I am by NO means perfect. I have my flaws, and everytime I notice that flaw I do my best to work on it. But other people are not going to change who I am, so don't point out my flaws. That annoys me. If something I've done bothers you so much by all means tell me, but chances are I already know what I did.

/:.. Athletic? Not me. Not a day goes by that I don't tell myself to get downstairs and start using that bowflex. But will I ever do it? Maybe. Possibly for a day or two, and then give up for another couple months. Why? Because I am L-A-Z-Y.

/:.. I love my friends. I love them to death. They know who they are. They're the ones that get to sit at the grown ups table at the "Analogy Thanksgiving Dinner" while everybody else sits at the kiddie table.

/:..I want to become a filmmaker. Director. Whatever you want to call it. I even throw Oscar parties because of my set profession. Nerdy? Possibly. But I get so much fun out of it. :)

/:.. I have big feet. And a big toe. But my big toe will NOT eat your face.

/:.. My favorite show is "Lost". We have declined into such a pathetic era of reality TV that it was so comforting seeing a show like this appear in September of '04. Flawless writing, Fantastic acting, and a musical score that would knock your socks off.

/:.. Kill Bill is my favorite movie. Period. Quentin Tarantino is a GOD.

/:.. I love my family. Some of them can be nutjobs sometimes, but they're my family.

/:.. My hormones started acting up very early in my childhood. Funny story, you might hear it some day.

/:.. I'm a bus boy at Red Robin. It's an ok job I guess.

/:.. Stubborn...yeah, definitely. But it's because I'm like my dad, if I know what I'm fighting for is right I'm not going to back down.

/:.. Everyone has their fears, and I have two. ONE-- failing. Not fulfilling my dream. So many people have supported me in ways that I never thought possible, and I don't want to let those people down. TWO-- not ever finding her. If God told me today that I would never find anyone, that I would never find her, I would tell him to take me right then and there. But I do believe that there's someone out there for all of us. That we're all just puzzle pieces to one big beautiful picture.

/:.. I say what I mean and I mean what I say. That gets me into trouble sometimes...

/:.. I love food. I'm surprised I'm not fat, I mean I live like a fat person. I love chocolate, I love churros, I love spaghetti, I love breaded pork tenderloin, I love FOOD!

/:.. My handwriting sucks sometimes. And other times it's legible.

/:.. I'm a pretty funny guy. I used to be afraid to say that before, but then I looked at the logic. I say something...people laugh...I guess I'm funny. I'm not being egotistical, I'm just stating a fact. ;)

/:.. Sprite is possibly the best beverage ever created.

/:.. I heart chocolate milk. Especially when it's white milk mixed with nesquik mix. Ahhhhhhh

/:..I believe in Fate, that everything has already been planned out for us by a higher power.

/:.. Reading is something I don't do enough of, and it's something I should start doing more often.

/:..Somewhat addicted to myspace I am.

/:.. Paul Newman is the greatest actor alive. And when the old guy bites the dust, he'll be the greatest acter that ever LIVED.
Bottom line is...I'm Chris James. And I love who I was, am, and will be.