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↔ Thunder Rooster

10X spectaculative - rhymin' with pickled peppers

About Me

REality is just one perspective sayz thunder rooster. If you just can't get enough, please read about what some of my adoring fans have to say.
"Thunder Rooster is a delectable what the fu** in the pants.".
- Bob from lancaster

"There's lot's of bands out there that I dig, but how many of them do you know move you emotionally while busting phat moonwalks on stage. Thunder Rooster almost gets there for me. The moonwalking is actually pretty good, I have to admit."
- Rachael Lurchbergensnous
"A lot of times, I can't handle all the crappy music that out there. Thunder Rooster doesn't go after that top 40 sound at all, and it's really a breath of fresh air to me. Especially if you hang out with old men who wear diapers and roll in golf carts. I know it's not that cool, but it's what I do. If you don't understand it, don't knock it."
- Kid Michael Freshly
"You think you're so cool don't you."
- Nobody actually said that to me, but I day dream about it all the time. And then I flick their nostril really hard and laugh loudly.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/27/2006
Band Members:
Vocals & Guitar: Pherny
In addition to singing and playing musical instruments, Pherny enjoys cooking and haiku graffiti. While not born into an upper class family, Pherny has always aspired to be rich, famous, and uptight. His very favorite musical composition is Vivaldi's concertos for mandolin. His favorite dish to prepare is duck patte. Showing much promise early, Pherny's musical career was put on hold when he was arrested for netting ducks in LA's city ponds. After countless write-ups for bad behavior, Pherny served the maximum jail time for his crime. While this was a low point in Pherny's life, some good did come from the experience. He spent the four years in Lompoc Prison practicing the guitar and developing his rock and blues skills. It was there that Pherny began to write the melancholy rock melodies that eventually became - Thunder Rooster.
Bass: Rick (rockpot) Phelps
After high school, Rick Phelps moved from his home town of Missoula, Montana to Los Angeles to pursue an acting career. After years of auditions and working small jobs in coffee shops and street side cafes, Rick finally landed a small role as the janitor on the reality TV show, Temptation Island. Sadly, after 3 short weeks of filming, Rick was let go for coming to work drunk and stealing tubes of adhesives from the prop room. After this incident, Rick went into a deep depression and was without work for several months. He eventually was forced to vacate his apartment. He began sleeping in the park and playing his banjo for coins in the tourist areas of venice and santa monica. While it was a difficult lifestyle, Rick recalls this period of his life the most fondly because it gave him a lot of time to do the things he most enjoys. Namely, drinking and sniffing glue. After a little over a year of living in the streets, Rick met pherny. The two formed the band Thunder Rooster and have been inseparable since.
Drums: Guardo Von Grubenstein
Guardo was not always a semi-talented musician. He was born with an inherited neurological disorder that onset in childhood. Guardo's condition caused him to nervously smash the objects around him. While his parents were able to give guardo a relatively normal childhood by making their home smash safe, the problem became more noticeable in elementary school when Guardo was suspended from school for smashing the other children. At the suggestion of a doctor, Guardo's father bought him a drum-kit as a way for guardo to channel the condition in a positive way. Needless to say, guardo took to his kit like a fish to water and eventually made a career for himself, developing a spastic drum smashing style of his own. Before Thunder Rooster, Guardo toured with his cousin's southern funk band Fred Grubenstein and the fabulous seven, and later the rock band Grumpystiltskin.
Influences:

Special thanks to anyone who ever picked up an instrument anywhere or banged on their dashboard or desk with more than one finger, or tapped their feet in class in high school forever pissing off the girl sitting one seat in front.
Sounds Like: A THunderOus RoOster
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Of Fate and Free Will

A good friend asked me if I believed in fate.  the real answer is, I don't know a damn thing about this world and I'm not about to start pretending that I do, but I do think about the interworkin...
Posted by ↔ Thunder Rooster on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:22:00 PST

The Oh Yeah Project

Oh yeah is probably the awesomeist thing that I like to say.  It's the king of vocal communication because you can convey so many different things with just one single easy to use phrase. O...
Posted by ↔ Thunder Rooster on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 02:28:00 PST