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SOPHIA SCALPEL

it's not the votes that count, it's who counts the votes - josef stalin

About Me



My Interests

aeroplanes. time travel machines. abandoned/bulldozed buildings. shipwrecks. violence. paranormals. nuclear accidents. shoplifting. sovjetunionen.

I'd like to meet:

meat.

"...Home, is where I want to be but I guess I'm already dead..."

(Photo by Tim Sinclair )

Ship's Complement

First Watch Officer Johanna

Chief Engineer Kyle

Weapon Officer Sonja

Second Watch Officer J. B. Gourley

Lord Austin, Ruler of Ropes

Kim das Pferdchen, Cook

Martin Norberg, Tutor

Torpedo Beebop

Björn, Matrose

Sternbuschweg

Jamie, leutnant of my personal collection.

TikTak, Matrose

Matrose S.

Herr P(l)opp

Matrose Mark Moore

Portugal. The Man, Ship's band

...And you will know us by the Trail of Freds, Ship's band

Häxor och Porr, Cäptns mainband

50Hertz, Ship's band

Kunnts on Ketamin: Klaxons, Ship's band

Syster Shotgun, Matrose

Susi, Matrose

cnrd, Matrose

R. Partridge

leutnant isaac white / cymagen

Boris, HJ

Elizabiff Naked, Blind Passenger

pines, funker

Mark, Haunting Pirate

SOPHIA SCALPEL photographs

Pull down the big sail! Yarely!

MySpace Tracker

Music:

Screams, screaming, screamies.

Movies:

Next Door, Frau im Mond/Women in the Moon, Charlie is my darling, One plus one - Sympathy for the devil, Performance, Was nützt die Liebe in Gedanken, Kalt ist der Abendhauch, Valmont, Lilja 4-ever, Gummo, Bugcrush, Shampoo Horns, Code 46, Thumbsucker, 23, Silent Running, If.... , A Clockwork Orange, The man who fell to Earth, The Hunger, Velvet Goldmine, Trainspotting, Solo Sunny, Sling Blade, Wächter der Nacht / Nightwatch, Christiane F. , The Hunger, Interview with a vampire, Verschwende Deine Jugend, richie rich, American Heart, Detroid Rock City, Party Monster, Leon, Dear Wendy, I Kina Spiser De Hunde/In China They Eat Dogs I+II, Eskimo Limon, The Good Cop, Blue Velvet, Before and After, The Downfall: Hitler and the End of the Third Reich, The Pianist, The Aviator, KingPin, Sökarna, anything with Terence Hill, Pecker
(Pecker: I love you Shelley! I love you more than Kodak,
Pecker: Could you put your vagina up against the phone for me?)

Television:

The League Of Gentlemen
Alan Partridge
Star Trek
Dallas
Spuk im Hochhaus
Rumburak
Married...With Children
Arrested Development
Green wing
Stoppit and tidyup
Alf
Smallville (oh shit i admit it)
Roswell (yes, another skeleton in the closet)
Ghost Whisperer
Life On Mars
My name is Earl
Quantum Leap

Books:

about knots.
Diseases Hepatitis C, clap aka gonorrhea, crablouses, corruption and nepotism, falsetto, fixing, withdrawal, trembling, gamble, fit of anger, rage, rat's tail, excoriation, shed skin, scoundrel aka rascal, paranoia, allergies, beef, swastika, penumbra, cuthroat, covetous, warrant of arrest, wrath, grimaces, incest, necrophil, stracciatella yoghurt, sponger aka parasite, neo, plaque

Heroes:

Brian Jones
Factory Rec
Falco
Malcolm McDowell
David Bowie
Max Raabe & Palast Orchester
Albert Speer

Epigraph Here is my hand, and you eat from it.

My Blog

mein interview im magazin "der pimpf"

1. your name?johanna?ah nee, scalpel.sophia!2. least favorite name?sybille?3. what would you like to be named?sophia speer.... oder sowas. anything with sophia.... could also be sophia staatssicherhei...
Posted by SOPHIA SCALPEL on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 06:45:00 PST

gbg, swe - totalt jävla mörk..jo.

martin & johanna (no, not my tourette sister twin...its a swedish johanna.)the one above: one of my first self developed ones. my friend martin norberg helps me with technical skillzzz and makes a...
Posted by SOPHIA SCALPEL on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 03:32:00 PST

radiation radiation radiation i love you i love you i love you -broder daniel, change yr lyrics

martin norberg: "I just took a nightly walk in this quiet neighbourhood when someone fired a fucking bomb! I saw the flash a millisec before the BANG came from a few blocks away. But there was no scre...
Posted by SOPHIA SCALPEL on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 09:44:00 PST

"they killed our heroes one by one...."

dearest tony wilson......rip."i used to joke in my early 50s that i'd had such a fantastic life, i'd be happy to die...and then suddenly, i find some other reasons for living and just like get excited...
Posted by SOPHIA SCALPEL on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 06:18:00 PST

jävla fucking helvete

running around paparazzing people....stealing their faces...with my friend martin from jävla göteborg. taking him to the train moments ago and getting told the whole basement platform of the main stat...
Posted by SOPHIA SCALPEL on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 11:56:00 PST

hello neighbour...

i will castrate you. you and your utz utz utz.i had a funny yesternight... watching rabbits on top of a hill with someone lovely. shouting at the fox so he stops chasing them. eating hotdogs surrounde...
Posted by SOPHIA SCALPEL on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 06:15:00 PST

sweettards of the past.

haha...i just digged out really damn old photos of my little life in sweden and other shit... done with the worst phone-cam that probably ever existed... that was one of the best nights i had in berli...
Posted by SOPHIA SCALPEL on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 04:40:00 PST

volodya & august / my two-legged friends.

"hungry?" ...."quack!!" - not really noticable..but theres just something flying directly into the ducks mouth."you know..you are fat and tall....you should give something to our little friend."and of...
Posted by SOPHIA SCALPEL on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 10:11:00 PST

leave this empty

dearest robert burås..rip......
Posted by SOPHIA SCALPEL on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 08:38:00 PST

"schönen abend noch"

jaja...du mich auch.also funny...a curly head..very cedric bixler/omar rodriguez-ish is in the same bus with me (on my way home), gets off the same station..rides the same train with me and again gets...
Posted by SOPHIA SCALPEL on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 05:14:00 PST