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KYLE

let's settle this on the dance floor!

About Me



Raised in the forest by a mama fox.

My Interests

Aliens, True Crimes and Summertime.

Let me know the raw bleak and fantastic world around me.

I'd like to meet:



rasputin, narwhals, the kgb, a mad scientist (with an x-ray machine)

Cuz she bleeds, and she feels, and she fights, and she cries......and she has red red lips to touch onto mine.

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Movies:

Inland Empire, pans labrynth, poison, badlands, the night porter, female trouble, birth, death becomes her, people under the stairs, ghost, hairspray, big trouble in little china, harold and maude, the bitter tears of petra von kant, benny's video, imitation of life, detroit rock city, the year punk broke, suicide club, liquid sky, lilya 4ever, safe, the damned

Books:

Trouble is My Business. Crackpot. Huck Finn. Body Snatchers. Sarah. Vernon God Little. Mommie Dearest. Confederacy of Dunces. The Piano Teacher. Biographies like Jackie O.

Books kill trees. And trees get in the way of our houses and shopping malls.

Heroes:



My Blog

HotNuts/HotDamn

Saturday was my last HotNuts. Now I know it's almost over.Mary Messhausen. I touch wood, then I touch you. You are solid and slutty. I'll miss you.Hyacinth. You are a precious lady. You are my g...
Posted by KYLE on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 10:52:00 PST

Fresh Outta The Dutch Oven

Life has dealt me a fatal dutch blow. 9 days ago I arrived here in Amsterdam and was put to work nearly straight away as moral and physical support for JOFF at the Arnhem Fashion Biennale. What swee...
Posted by KYLE on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 01:55:00 PST

LICKITTY SPIT

I've just had the best fucking week of my life. Yesterday John Waters. Today fucking BEYONCE. Tomorrow, who fucking knows . . . MARIAH? JACKIE CURTIS back from the dead? So I'm Riding my bike hom...
Posted by KYLE on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 07:24:00 PST

it rubs the lotion on it's skin

sometimes you wanna feel like falling in love. Sometimes you wanna feel like your capable of monstrous feats of deviance and affection. Sometimes you just wanna be a monster.Ghoulish and sexy. This...
Posted by KYLE on Sun, 21 May 2006 07:26:00 PST

hands, run along the blade of a cool lemonade

Spring is sprung.We're two cheetah's on the move. So this saturday round noon . . . we're gonna ride the front lawn like hosers in an i-rock, handing out junk to passerby. I have moutains of crap, w...
Posted by KYLE on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 02:53:00 PST

murder on the dancefloor

I've always fantasized the idea of my post teen angst becoming a vehicle with which to subvert random and absurd oppression. The key is through frenzied group dance sequences and choreographed fight/...
Posted by KYLE on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 10:06:00 PST

Ditto

Fuck the movie Ghost. I never balled so much in my life. I forgot I owned it too. I went home for a root canal and while recovering in front of the television.....discovered it hidden amongst all t...
Posted by KYLE on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 01:34:00 PST

bye bye mon cowboy......I cry hundred year old tears for you and for me.

The Kyle Hanging TreeThe Kyle Hanging Tree is about 10 miles south of Kyle on Old Post Road (CR 136) on your left.Of all the hanging-tree stories in Texas, this one is the most criminal. Cowboys found...
Posted by KYLE on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 01:14:00 PST

a midnight query

2.5 billion times my heart will pulse before I reach 75 years......and what does it mean? If I love harder and cry more....and rifle past the small parts and linger on the vast qualities of rich em...
Posted by KYLE on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 11:18:00 PST

you see I've always been a fighter, but without you I give up

I recognize that this happened nearly a week ago.....however.........I feel it was a valuable experience. And I wanna share it. It all started when a few of my friends mentioned that I was beginni...
Posted by KYLE on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 12:17:00 PST