Why hate when you can love?
Because we can.
11 Reasons to Convert to Anti-Reeceism
1. He never called back his dirty little secret after their lusty night together thus thrusting the boy into a sick, sad life of cheap sex, liquor and drugs.
2. He can't remember the words to his own songs.
3. He has a horrible haircut.
4. He gave birth to 10 puppies but only 8 survived.
(Reports of unknown issues are being investigated.)
5.He's so bad on the drums that they hired a robot to take his place. Stuck on the tambourine now, sucka!
6. He watched you masturbate. WTF.
7. He owns a Beauty Bar for fuck's sake.
8. He beats cats to death! And dogs, sheep, etc.
9. On occasion he'll dress up like a monkey and smoke PCP. Word.
10. He took it in the butt from Bush. Yeah dude, I know.
11. He listens to Britney Spears and Phil Collins naked.
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