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C.D.B.

I WOZ EREERE I WOZWOZ I EREYES I WOZ.!

About Me

I WAS RAISED IN HOGSVILLE KENTUCKY,KINGS CROSS & HAVE A DERANGED AND DEMENTED PERSONALITY. I ENDED UP BECOMING A HEMSBY(TV) HERO, BUT MOSTLY B4 ANY OF U MUTHAFUCKERS WERE BORN ! I'VE GOT SMOKIN' HASH & BANGIN' BEAVER DOWN TO A FINE ART, "NO MORE, NO LESS". I STILL WEAR A BALAKLAVA WITH SUNGLASSES, WHICH MEANS I HAVEN'T FCUKING AGED A BIT, WHOOOOPS, SORRY. "FORTY FUCKING THREE"- PERCENT THAT IS!.MY CATCHPHRASE APPARENTLY IS NO MORE NO LESS!!MY FAVORITE PAST TIME IS FISTING AND HAVIN MY NUTS STAMPED ON BY A PAIR HIGH HEELS.AND BEING THRASHED WITH A PIECE OF MOIST SEAWEED. I DISLIKE PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO SENCE OF HUMOUR.IM ALSO A LONG TIME MEMBER OF THE NOTORIOUS NORTH LONDON GANG "THE VIKINGS.. IVE ALSO PLAYED IN FAIR FEW BANDS IN MY TIME.."SLAPPIN MY BASS..!IVE ALSO RECORDED A 10inch CALLED THE RAID! SO GO BUY A COPY, "THE SADDEST DAY OF MY LIFE,LOSING MY DEAR FRIEND RONNIE DAWSON.(R.I.P)

My Interests

PLAYING WITH MYSELF,(BASS THAT IS!)WRITING HIT SONGS, BIRD DOGGIN' CHICKS, BANGIN' BEAVER, BUSTIN' ASS,"FISTING,SHAVING, AND POTTERING AROUND IN MY GREENHOUSE? .AND BEIN HOG TIED AND WHIPPED BY A MISTRESS..OHHHHHHH! AND BEING A SEX SLAVE..AND GETTIN"WASTED!

I'd like to meet:

MOUSE (D.J. SINGER OF A BAND) RED HOT & SOMETHING. & ANYONE ELSE WHO CAN REMEMBER WHAT TRHE FCUK I WAS TALKING ABOUT, MAN! ALL U RIZZLABILLY'S OUT THERE. THE MADDOX BROTHERS. BORIS KARLOFF,PETER CUSHING,CHRISTOPHER LEE.JACK NICHOLSON.AND THE GUY WHO HOLDS ALL OF MY ROYALTY CHEQUES AND ANY GIRLIE" WILLING TO SIT ON MY FACE.!

Music:

1920'S HILLBILLY, GOSPEL (ESPECIALLY ELVIS),RARE ROCKABILLY,DICK DALE,DEADBOLT, RUSSIAN GYPSY MUSIC,PSYCHOBILLY,HORROR ROCKNROLL, PUNK ROCK,THRASH METAL,CLASSICAL,MAX BYGRAVES,KEN DODD.

Movies:

ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST, THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (COZ GRANPAPPY WAS IN THAT ONE),PSYCHO,THE BIRDS, PULP FICTION,CHEECH & CHONG, MONTY PYTHON, STEPTOE & SON, LAUREL & HARDY,ANY PORN...

Television:

THE MUNSTERS,SONGS OF PRAISE, BILL ODDY'S BIRDWATCH, COUNTRY FILE, THE TESTCARD, & ANY PROGRAMME WITH THAT BIRD THAT DOES SIGN LANGUAGE IN THE CORNER !

Books:

THE ENCYCLOPAEDIA (FILE THAT IS) BRITTANICA, THE CONCISE OXFORD ENGLISH DICTIONARY, THE COMPLETE WORKS OF SHAKESPEARE,READERS WIVES,PLAYBOY,REAL MURDER BOOKS & A FANNY CRADDOCK COOKERY BOOK.

Heroes:

ME & HIM @ AMMI, WILLY DIXON,CHARLIE FEATHERS.MAC CURTIS,RONNIE DAWSON,FRED MADDOX.JOE MAPHIS.JOHNNY CASH.DEE DEE RAMONE,SPARK RETARD,ED GEIN,THE CRAMPS,PSYCHIC JIM.JACK NICHOLSON..AND DOMINANT WOMEN.XXX