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grant

About Me

i am who i am (tough shit for both you and me, cunto !!) tom myspace is a wannabee pal (he's a stroker) i have a 11 year old son (luke), whose going through his jedi apprenticeship just now- (when his baws drop he will feel the force!!) i have a gold life saving swimming badge, been known to hunt for tramps nests, like to spread the word about bjk, i generally dont like dogs( long story) cats are ok (as slippers) id love to win the lottery , and do some good work with the winnings. thats about it mux, as you can see i am the complete person, if youve not met me sorry, its your loss. fgau

My Interests

seeing my son develop into a+ alpha male- me boring people- watching rangers beat celtic-(getting bored of that !!) listening to front 242 on the bendy gear- generally wanking people off (not literally tho!!)-

I'd like to meet:

my first son keith (healthy in heaven) tom myspace to give him a doing (fuckin creeper!) ralf & florian (naturally) charles darwin (to tell him he was wrong - ive met god--she was a wank !) kelly brook (to multiply with)(carol vorderman would do as a milf) dr. albert hoffman (landlord in the 'tramps nest') pablo escobar (or his suppliers !-15 years ago when i was into that sort of nonsense!) dr. samuel johnson (to educate him) james stinson (drexciya r.i.p.) bill struth(greatest manager ever- with average size head) dr. steven hawking (to teach him some freestyle trix) jenna jameson (to break more than her heart) lord edward carson (to tell him my mukka named his mutant dog after him) sir james galway (to compare man flutes)

Music:

kling klang produkts/cybotron/the cabs/ the ebb/ 242/b12/black dog/joy division &new order up till technique/bell & varley/ afx/ may/ duplex/ metamatic/ dre in electro mode/ e lover/ 808 state up till 90/ kraftwelt/ delsin recs/ clone recs/ front line assembly/ steve reich/ sou/phuture/ mr fingers/ beltram up to places/ hood/tubeway army/ devo/ eno/ mills/ djax and plus8-probe up till 95. /leo anibaldi/rab armani up to 93/ elektroids-drexciya-dopplereffekt/ model 500/ arne shitbeard/ mantronix/ hashim/ dynamix 2/ d. mode

Movies:

pappilion/ clockwork orange / one flew over the cuckoos nest/ zardos/ saturn 7/ bladerunner/ bad taste/ braindead/ blazing saddles/ duck soup/ the party/ the deer hunter/ assault on precint 13(original)/ apocalypse now/ midnight express/new order- pumped full of drugs/front 242 videos/ tron/ time bandits/life of brian/depeche mode 101.

Television:

brass eye/ police squad/ alan partrige/ pimp my ride (2 much)/ sopranos/ heroes/old alexi sayle/ any jerry sadowitz/ hitch hikers guide to the galaxy (t.v. series)/ some old reeves and mortimer/some harry hill/some jack dee/ bill hicks r.i.p./ crimewatch(YOU NEVER KNOW ?!)/ m.o.t.d./ time (tag) team/ loius theroux/ l.o.g./ blackadder/ robin williams live (legend, since he left take that and done stand up)/ leny henry (ha ha very funy),nuts tv/ dennis pennis/ topless darts

Books:

heatseeker - john shirley /the machineries of joy - r bradbury /the third wave -a tofler/ brave new world - huxley/ neuromancer -w gibson/ i used to be a robot -w flur/ the elektrik kool aid acid test -tom wolfe/my story -john greig m.b.e./ a clockwork orange -a burgess/ touching from a distance -deborah curtis/ any woody allen /spike milligan/ alexi sayle and anything by reg mckay - only joking , fucking ned literature (faction - only to be found in h.m.p. (windsor group hotels) and wh smith's in airports, pure scum monosylabic drivel, with one sentence paragraphs.

Heroes:

its ok, the wee cheerleader, claire, would get it in the head !! the original krarftwerk line up-not the same without bartos--- john greig (the legend wi the baws), massimo osti, george lucas, candy baird (r.i.p.p.e.d.), john knox, william of oranje,robert moog,buzz aldrin, jim bowie, gazza, juan fatkinsher majesty the queen, does a tremendous job, long may she reign. rule britannia etc .....