Music (Duh!), Martial Arts, Photography, International Politics, Soccer(especially Brazil's national team), Football, Basketball, History. I suppose I'd say philosophy. Making people helplessly angry
Bill O'Reilly (so I can choke-slam him into something brittle), let me think about the rest of this list.
Osama bin Laden, Somebody's gots to tell me how he gets those "Death to America" mixtapes out. For real, for real.
Bill O'Reilly and Osama bin Laden TOGETHER. I just want to see if Bill O'Reilly will pop his typically self-righteous palaver bullshit in front of Osama's face.
I would steal one from my little brother in saying I'd like to meet Dennis Rodman...and you if polled twenty people at random, I'm pretty certain you'll come up with the routine "Oh, I met Dennis Rodman and..." story. He's like to the United States what Harold Hunter (RIP) was to New York City because of the seemingly incongruent sets of people who know and met these guys. Anyway, I met homeboy back at home many years ago in South Beach while and after he had finished beating up (actually DDT-ing) some dude in the street IN FRONT of the police despite his entire entourage holding him back. Point of Story: NEVER fuck with a man gully enough to wear a wedding dress saying he's marrying himself. You leave him ALONE.
I would like to meet these so-called "Minutemen", these dummies on some Angry White Man/"Falling Down" shit, and take them to an Indian Reservation in somewhere like Arizona or West Bubblefuck North Dakota and consult with their leaders on how their predecessors dealt with their previous immigrant crisis.
Tyra Banks. For the reason that I heard she can't find a man [WTF??]. I want to volunteer my life-coaching services to explain to her in depth why she could better use the millions of man-hours in viewership concentrating on real shit as opposed to dallying around the realer issue that must be going on with herself.
The people (you can call them aliens, it doesn't really matter to me) who thought it hilarious they'd leave me on this planet for years, knowing full well I'd start buggin out at age 30, wondering why a significant portion of this planet thinks Dane Cook, Will Ferrell, and Jack Black are funny.
Karl Lagerfeld. Aside from the fact he owns 150,000 books (some of them might be mine), he once said, "I worked allmy life to kill reality". I have a question for him: What exactly are you planning on doing with the body?
Glenn Beck. I want very badly to meet this man. I want to see how CNN justifies giving him checks. Because if this obvious idiot can get a show, I deserve one, too.
My choice of favored music changes with the time of day for me it seems. I'll tell you what I'm feeling right now and maybe you can get an idea: The Pretenders, Concrete Blonde, Anita Baker, Front 242, Ministry, Arthur Russell, Walter Gibbons, Sly & Robbie, Divine Styler, Nas, Goldie, Ayro (Jeremy Ellis), Ming and FS, The Roots, Floetry, Bounty Killer (The True Voice of Jamaica...Fyah pon de raatid battyman dem!!), Vikter Duplaix (for his production quality), Carole King (for songwriting), Kenny Dixon, Jr., Public Enemy, Jeru tha Damaja (for the best and most precise cadence and flow in hip-hop), Capital A (the dude is always on the best progressive party tracks!),The Pretenders, The Cure, The Stone Roses...I'll go with those for now.
City of God, Carandiru,Friday (If you've haven't seen this movie at twelve times and cannot recite all of Chris Tucker's lines by heart, you might to simply sell off any DVD-playing devices you might own, 'cause you suck), One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, The Player, Mo' Betta Blues, Die Hard (the only action movie that made some sense), Pi, Gangster Number One, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, The Lord of the Rings (yes,the whole damn thing).
The Boondocks. Rescue Me. Hustle, The Wire, South Park (It really all about Butters!). I am an admitted Trekkie and I love Star Trek, especially Deep Space Nine but I cannot forgive Paramount Pictures for the travesty that was "Enterprise".
These are some of my favorites, but all for different reasons: 1984 by George Orwell, Babbitt by Sinclair Lewis, The Art of War by Sun-Tzu, The Autobiography of Malcolm X by Alex Haley, The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy (the whole series) by Douglas Adams, Dune by Frank Herbert, Hyperion (the whole series) by Dan Simmons, The Trial by Franz Kafka, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by Robert Pirsig, The Screwtape Letters by C.S. Lewis, Fire in the Lake by Frances Fitzgerald, The Longest Day by Cornelius Ryan, It by Stephen King.
If you want to know some of MY heroes are, Google and Wikipedia all these motherfuckers and you'll what kind of shit I'm REALLY on!
Paul Robeson (his life's a manual on how to be The Man), Gabriel Prosser, Marcus Garvey, Malcolm X, Muhammad Ali, Richard Pryor, Howard Cosell, Bonz Malone, Hunter S Thompson. George Galloway, Matt Taibbi, Spock, Calvin & Hobbes, Ras Kass, and Bobbito Garcia