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Natalie Practically Perfect in Every Way!

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About Me

Layout made by Electric Angel [Rock & Roller]"After a while you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul and you learn that love doesn't mean leaning and company doesn't always mean security. And you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts and presents aren't promises and you begin to accept your defeats with your head up and your eyes ahead with the grace of woman, not the grief of a child and you learn to build all your roads on today because tomorrow's ground is too uncertain for plans and futures have a way of falling down?in mid-flight.After a while you learn that even sunshine burns if you get too much so you plant your own garden and decorate your own soul instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. And you learn that you really can endure you really are strong you really do have worth and you learn and you learn with every goodbye, you learn..." ~ Veronica Shoffstall"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage - to move in the opposite direction." - Einstein

My Interests

“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.” ~ Nelson Mandela

I'd like to meet:

Whom ever the wind shall blow my way....

Music:

At bottom every woman knows well enough that she is a unique being, only once on this earth; and by no extraordinary chance will such a marvelously picturesque piece of diversity in unity as she is, ever be put together a second time.Friedrich Nietzsche

Heroes:

Superman.... wouldn't you like to leap tall buildings in a single bound? You'd get home faster...

My Blog

Sensible Obbservations

Sensible Observations1) When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car."--Author Unknown2) Advice for the day: If you...
Posted by Natalie Practically Perfect in Every Way! on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 09:17:00 PST

What is i that I love?

What Is It That I Love?If asked why I love her I would sayIt's the sway in her hips,the thickness in her thighs.It's the lust in her lips,the love in her eyes.It's the softness of her skin,the silk in...
Posted by Natalie Practically Perfect in Every Way! on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 10:54:00 PST

Three passions

Three passions have governed my life: The longings for love, the search for knowledge, And unbearable pity for the suffering of [humankind].Love brings ecstasy and relieves loneliness. In the union of...
Posted by Natalie Practically Perfect in Every Way! on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 10:31:00 PST

International I'm Rubber Your Glue Conference

At the International "I'm Rubber Your Glue Conference", in Prague, the media gathered for a press conference where Elmer's Glue unveiled its latest invention. What was once called preposterous by scie...
Posted by Natalie Practically Perfect in Every Way! on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 04:13:00 PST

A Purple Heart Tale - From the Battlefield (paintball mission 4-29-06)

This is an email I sent after annual paintball trip.... Tensions were high. The silence maddening. The air reeked of anticipation and anxiety over whether this would be our last mission together. W...
Posted by Natalie Practically Perfect in Every Way! on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 04:08:00 PST

The Best Overheard in New York Ever (in my opinion)

Essence Of NYC: A Play in One Act --> ID = 40824 -->Bimbo tourist #1: Anyway, so when he pulled it out of me it made this farting noise, and I know it wasn't a fart because it didn't smell, and... I...
Posted by Natalie Practically Perfect in Every Way! on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 12:06:00 PST