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Joey D

billy no mates

About Me

FACTS ABOUT JOE: I am humanoid. I play in a band called NO HOPE ASTRONAUT. I have many wonderful friend humanoids and a lovely girl humanoid called Hollie. I am many different things to many different people. If you asked these people what I am like you would get many different answers, most of them wrong. I am about to delete old fuckface tom from my friends. If you are a band please be GOOD or I will not add you. Go and add nohopeastronaut, we accept pretty much anyone!!

My Interests

I LIKE
music, playing the beautiful game, drinking, astronomy, chess, sexual intercourse, badders, risk! (the game of global domination you chump), biscuits, taking the piss, sol, budweiser, rum, stag chilli, kebabs from aroma, cheese,juice, smoothies, sandwiches, cats, nice dogs, frogs & toads, my bike, my good old volvo 340, the internet, pornography, spain, ireland, the countryside, seinfeld, that film of george bush not being able to work a door in china, thinking
I DONT LIKE
banks, traffic, many chavs & pikeos, facists, organised religion, pickle, 4x4's, anyone who drives their kid half a mile to school, megalomaniacs, big corporations, the money obsessed, maureen from driving school, dumb americans, many politicians,getting up in the morning, being underwater, poodles, thinking TOO MUCH, the fact that the fundamental questions of the universe are UNANSWERED and might NEVER BE

I'd like to meet:

an alien, me in ten years or me ten years ago.

Music:

deftones, tool, smashing pumpkins, leftfield, biffy clyro, youthmovies, oceansize, yourcodenameis:milo,qotsa, atdi, sepultura, far, nirvana, the doors, jimi h, miles davies, will haven, million dead, john coltrane, thelonious monk, coheed & cambria, aphex twin, faith no more, brigade, pavement, 65 days of static, mogwai, ween, soundgarden, muse, saosin, circa survive, red stars parade, no hope astronaut, a.variant, kiss or kill, klay, somebodys mind, enter shikari, mr cash, elvis, ray charles, john lee hooker, lots of classical music (but i dont know half the names!)

Movies:

my top 6 FILMS in no order withnail & i platoon fear & loathing american psycho pulp fiction blues brothers

Television:

most t.v. is mind control for retards. however, being occasionally retarded i like; seinfeld prison break
six feet under
secret life of us
i dont like anything that doesnt EVER FUCKING END i.e. all soaps

Books:

george orwell, old steven king, walter mosley, james ellroy, books about space, george pelecanos, joseph wambaugh. NOT THAT STUPID BOOK ABOUT THE DEAD DOG AND THE RAIN MAN BOY

Heroes:

daddy cool