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Jess

All your dreams are made of strawberry lemonade

About Me

I love: Water, in all forms, drinking litres of it, bathing and showering in it, large expanses of water where you cannot see the end, beautiful lakes and gorgeous seas, i especially like swimming in them when it is raining, and swimming in them in the middle of the night pissed up and feeling happy to be alive (although my mum says i am not allowed to any more)! Rain i love rain, walking in it, or being wrapped up inside when it is raining outside, hot summer rain and cold winter rain. Cuddles and kisses - the more the better! Cooking and eating, even better when sharing it with other people. My job when i am well planned and in a good mood. My mates, especially the very special ones who i know where ever they may be they are there for me. Computers and the internet, ebay, hotmail and myspace - yipeeeeeeee! Being special, i cant help it. Turkquoise, kettle chips, novelty pens, vanilla candles, pasta, rice, Thai, Indian, my new 13.5 tog duvet and electric blanket, trainers, hoodies, flat boots, yoga, smartboards, matching undies, dried apricots, stus boobs.I hate: Feeling unloved and lonely. Not knowing where my kitty or the where the people i love are. Celery but only when it is cut in big bits and put in stews YUK! Parents who swear and argue in front of their children, don’t fuk them up anymore than life already will. People letting me down, letting people down. Unexpected things happening, my little routine life cant handle it. Being tired, makes me way to special. Bad manners!!!! People who are too cool for school, just be honest about stuff. Pink, snakes, the tube, high rise buildings, muddy shoes, dirt under my finger nails, things out of place, hairy legs on women. IGNORANCE!

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My Interests

Stars! My lovely jubly super duper friends, who are all very very special in thier own ways, some more than others. Staying in or going out with my lovely jubly super duper friends. Meeting new people and seeing how much i can scare them or make them laugh. Seeing my family and spoiling me nephews and neices (both plural now)! Like a bit of exercise to get the old endorphines going, been doing kick boxing for few weeks now and lovin it although i am a bit pants, do dancey exercises too, body jam and street dance again am bit pants but laugh my way through it! My lovely little kitty Tokkerloshi. My job, sad i know but i get to make cool stuff. The internet, what did i do before it, especially ebay. Team manlove (Kat is gya)

I'd like to meet:

People that wear trainers, pi55 off if u own more shoes than trainers!

Music:

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH i hate questions like this it just gives people an excuse to laugh at me. So i am not cool - bothered!! Last albums i bought were Killers, Sams Town, Moby, Compliation and James Morrison. Last CD i listened to was Beatles and last thing i put on mp3 player was The Streets and Jack Johnson. I do hate the Pussy Cat Dolls.

Movies:

Hmmmm BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH i hate questions like this it just gives people an excuse to laugh at me. So i am not cool - bothered!! Well i love American High School drivel, anything with Freddie Prince Junior is great. Slightly parcial to a musical especially Annie and Billy Elliot (not just cos he is gya).

Television:

Is great when u r in the mood so fec all u non worshippers! Malcom in the middle, planet earth, shameless, ugly betty, skins, hollyoaks, shipwrecked

Books:

The Ugly Duckling is my all time favourite. Dont like chic lit it is tooo cheesy. Like some thing with a bit of debth but not too much as am knackered by the time i get into bed to read. Shakespeare is a genuis, Mid Summer Nights Dream is the most magical amazing play/book in the world.

Heroes:

Gemma Pickin age 14 to 15 period, i so wanted to be her with that incy wincy skirt and fake eye lashes. Of course The Hoff. Beadle in his Beadle days. RB in his coffee up the bottom days. My mummy, she is so great and lovely and i know would do anything in the world for me (except let me live with her)!

My Blog

Abusing my position of power!

Horay!! I am always encouraging the kids in my class to bring my in a piece of thier cake when it is thier birthday. Not cos i am a fat pig  but because i want to share in thier joy at being a wh...
Posted by Jess on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 09:53:00 PST

Feeling gay

Yes i am feeling gya (well more so than usual)! This is my first proper blog and i will probably delete it before i post it, it depends on the amount of sh1t i write! Life has been odd of late. I have...
Posted by Jess on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 09:26:00 PST