"CHEEP SPEEEEEEED!"
"I KNOW IT...I'VE JUST... GOT A FEELING"
Hunter S. Thompson
Michael Moore
Bill Bryson
Ian McEwan
Armando Iannucci:"The only good thing about seeing time pass is that we can watch Margaret Thatcher get closer to death."
Buckley: "Music just gets into the bloodstream so quickly, for no reason at all. You can close your heart, and you can sleep even with your eyes closed, but you can never close your ears. "
Morrissey: "I have had nearly everything bad said about me. I can't really be accused of anything else now, except murder, and I'm sure that's bound to come at some stage." John Peel: "Somebody was trying to tell me that CDs are better than vinyl because they don't have any surface noise. I said, "Listen, mate, *life* has surface noise" Charlie Brooker: "I was once watching a documentary about prostitution at a friend's house: onscreen, some downtrodden sex worker was blubbing about how many men she had to service on an average day and I instinctively whistled and said "phew, her fanny must look like someone punched a hole in the side of a hairy cow". "