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scott

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.” --Dorothy P

About Me

I wrote this book called The Impressionist and it's being published and should be available to the gen pub soon...I'll keep you posted.

My Interests

writing, watching, listening, pictures, stories, movies, hanging out, stuff

I'd like to meet:

“Discussion in class, which means letting twenty young blockheads and two cocky neurotics discuss something that neither their teacher nor they know.”--Nabokov

Music:

the louder the better

Movies:

kiss kiss bang bang, lucky number sleven, empire records, china town, etc

Television:

family guy, simpons, basically cartoons--ren and stimpy

Books:

The Impressionist (that's kinda cheap--I wrote it), A Portrait of Darian Grey, Love in the Time of Cholera, The Amazing Adventures of Chavelier and Clay, Factotum, etc.

Heroes:

i'll tell you this--ain't my fucking dad

My Blog

I do Stupid things when I'm drunk--a poem for a change

  I fall in love I lose my temper I seduce and Let myself be Seduced I get kicked out of Everywhere I hit on inappropriate people I get into fights I call my mother screaming and crying At 3am I ...
Posted by scott on Mon, 14 May 2007 05:25:00 PST

f*ckin' n' smokin'

i want kids like i want cancer but i keep on smoking and i keep on fucking i'll probably get both. one will hate me the other will kill me can you tell the difference?...
Posted by scott on Mon, 14 May 2007 06:13:00 PST

what the fuck is wrong with you?

how should i know? do i look like a psychologist-- or someone who can afford a psychologist?
Posted by scott on Mon, 14 May 2007 06:04:00 PST

goodbye steak---really short

why is it always expensive food that finds its way to the floor?
Posted by scott on Mon, 14 May 2007 05:59:00 PST

probably not---really short

maybe they will say great and terrible things about me some day. probably not. they'll probably ignore me to my grave. well, fuck you too you stupid fucking world...
Posted by scott on Mon, 14 May 2007 05:58:00 PST

loving laundry

i like to take my clothes still warm from the dryer and spread them out on my bed and sleep on them. my clothes are always wrinkley. my room's always a mess.    ...
Posted by scott on Mon, 14 May 2007 05:47:00 PST

Chapter 1, The Impressionist

      People can disappear in the folds of New York City. It wasn't until just recently that I realized that this is precisely what happened to an old friend of mine, Henry Tu...
Posted by scott on Tue, 01 May 2007 06:25:00 PST

The Accident

The Accident If I close my eyes I can still smell it. That smell of motor oil when it hits the hot outside of the engine. The smoke from it filling the car. When I came around the corner, I saw the k...
Posted by scott on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 07:24:00 PST

A Halloween Mauling

             My name is Jack Egypt and it's true that I've got some "messed up" stories, to put it lightly and gently.  The one I'm about to ...
Posted by scott on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 07:29:00 PST

King Jack and A Bottle of Booze

             It's hard to be out in the world and on your own and out of a job for two months running.  Jack Egypt knows this well.  He ...
Posted by scott on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 07:28:00 PST