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Michael

Where all my white bitches at!!!

About Me

This whole dumb shit is under constuction.

My Interests

Boning and disowning.

I'd like to meet:

White chicks with big butts. White chicks with big tits. Whores. Hookers. Sluts. Hot Latina Women. Pretty/dirty girls. Alessandra Ambrosio. Vida. Leah Dizon.

Music:

Indie and pop shit. I love me some of that hippity-hop and all their booty shaking. Nothing that grates my nerves and makes me shit my pants cause their peeps dress like hookers living in the dark ages (punks, goths, metal heads, and emo kids).

Movies:

Awesome stuff and porn. Movies made by gay people.

Television:

Sports Center, Food TV, Football, Basketball. New NBC comedies. History Channel. Hot news casting babes. Shows about gays. Conan!

Books:

All the fine publications from a Mister Hugh Hefner.

Heroes:

Bruce fuckin Lee, Spider-Man, Batman, Kurt Angle, Bret the "Hitman" Hart, Chute Boxe, Kevin Arnold