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Armand

Bringing SSSSSSssssexy back...

About Me

I'm an Albino California King Snake. I like to spend my days curled up in dark places, and ocasionally salking, attacking and devouring mice and other small rodents. I also enjoy long slithers on the beach (us Cali boys love the beach!), looking slightly menacing, and hanging with my roommate Lacey. I like her way better than our other roommate, Valentino. I had to eat him. Don't ask, long story ;) She's probably the most talented, witty and charming person I've ever met. She also happens to have the coolest friends I've ever met. We all have a lot of fun together.Get your own free cool template at getgreatcodes.com

My Interests

Eating, non-blinking, bathing, lying around

I'd like to meet:

Armand Van Helden, Other albinos, the crocodile hunter, innocent field mice

Music:

I dig anything with a heavy vibration, but I mostly listen to Armand Van Helden. Go figure.

Movies:

Anaconda

Television:

The Animal planet

Books:

dude, I can't read

Heroes:

Lacey and Armand